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Cowtown Oct 9th 2006 1:43 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Garfielduk
Yes of course they can otherwise they would surely not reach the points target !

Then explain to me why when they get to the citizenship exam they need an interpretor. Their grasp of English and French is insufficient to understand the instructions given! Not surprisingly they also failed the test which has to be taken without the services of an interpretor!

There are other groups of immigrants outside the business and skilled worker classes.

Calgal Oct 9th 2006 6:08 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Cowtown
Then explain to me why when they get to the citizenship exam they need an interpretor. Their grasp of English and French is insufficient to understand the instructions given! Not surprisingly they also failed the test which has to be taken without the services of an interpretor!

There are other groups of immigrants outside the business and skilled worker classes.

Perhaps you're forgetting "family class" where language is irrelevant?

Londonuck Oct 9th 2006 8:39 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Calgal
Trust me - you won't!

I didn't go back for ten years after moving here - I kept getting attacks of home sickness, and when I finally got there, I wish I'd done it sooner; it would have cured me quicker!

But maybe it won't be like that for you - we're all different, after all ;)

Now I'm back in a 'wanting to go home phase' again, but for much more complicated personal reasons. I still know deep down that it's not the answer, though. I've changed too much as a result of the experience of being away so long, and it will never be the same.......


I've been back here for 2 years and i gotta tell you its been the most awful 2 years. Once you're back working and the things that annoy you about Canada have worn off its tough. I was just sitting on a very packed and graffiti riddled 59 bus, going over Waterloo Bridge, looking at the usual miserable angry faces wondering what it is that makes us want to come back here. The only thing that makes living here slightly bearable is the cheap flights around Europe. But doesnt that speak volumes, you only enjoy the place when you're not here.

Tangram Oct 9th 2006 8:43 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Londonuck
I've been back here for 2 years and i gotta tell you its been the most awful 2 years. Once you're back working and the things that annoy you about Canada have worn off its tough. I was just sitting on a very packed and graffiti riddled 59 bus, going over Waterloo Bridge, looking at the usual miserable angry faces wondering what it is that makes us want to come back here. The only thing that makes living here slightly bearable is the cheap flights around Europe. But doesnt that speak volumes, you only enjoy the place when you're not here.

I think London..... like Toronto is a special case and cannot be representative of the whole country, on either side of the Atlantic. Just like if I left the Cotswolds and started living in the centre of Toronto or commuting in on those awful highways and said Canada sucks. But .... you have my sympathies, I wouldn't live in London or anywhere near it for all the tea in China.

dbd33 Oct 9th 2006 11:35 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Londonuck
I've been back here for 2 years and i gotta tell you its been the most awful 2 years. Once you're back working and the things that annoy you about Canada have worn off its tough. I was just sitting on a very packed and graffiti riddled 59 bus, going over Waterloo Bridge, looking at the usual miserable angry faces wondering what it is that makes us want to come back here. The only thing that makes living here slightly bearable is the cheap flights around Europe. But doesnt that speak volumes, you only enjoy the place when you're not here.

You should have waited until later in the day, then you could have gazed on the sunset and been in paradise.

flipflop Oct 9th 2006 11:42 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Sean Boxer
We just had the Thanksgiving 'Fete' down the road and there was a lot of 'Native American' stuff going on which was very interesting. I got talking to one of them and it turns out he was a 'kind of' Town Crier, in fact he had just been to the World Town Crier contest somewhere in England, he didn't have a bell but a 'Talking Stick'. He's the busiest official town crier in the world and has met just about every world leader in the erm, world.

I had a look at his wigwam- very nice, it was a lot taller than I imagined but still not a lot of room if you're standing up.

hmm, my mother in law is the town crier of ely, and oh boy has she got a mouth on her. she recently got remarried and it was great to see loads of town criers turn up at the wedding, but rather noisy :D oh ye oh ye

Garfielduk Oct 10th 2006 6:07 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Cowtown
Then explain to me why when they get to the citizenship exam they need an interpretor. Their grasp of English and French is insufficient to understand the instructions given! Not surprisingly they also failed the test which has to be taken without the services of an interpretor!

There are other groups of immigrants outside the business and skilled worker classes.

Well if they are getting to Canada through the groups that do have points qualification then I would say the process is flawed, either CHC are not checking properly or the certificates of language are counterfeit (that's assuming the exam process is working correctly)

Canada2006 Oct 10th 2006 6:16 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Garfielduk
Well if they are getting to Canada through the groups that do have points qualification then I would say the process is flawed, either CHC are not checking properly or the certificates of language are counterfeit (that's assuming the exam process is working correctly)

I applied via Québec and indicated on the form that my French is really fab... OH looked at me and said "hmmm". I never had to prove this... so I could have had zero French and still been granted my CSQ...

Garfielduk Oct 10th 2006 6:30 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Canada2006
I applied via Québec and indicated on the form that my French is really fab... OH looked at me and said "hmmm". I never had to prove this... so I could have had zero French and still been granted my CSQ...

You have proved my point then ;)

Canada2006 Oct 10th 2006 6:38 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Garfielduk
You have proved my point then ;)

I know ;)

dingbat Oct 10th 2006 10:35 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Garfielduk
Well if they are getting to Canada through the groups that do have points qualification then I would say the process is flawed, either CHC are not checking properly or the certificates of language are counterfeit (that's assuming the exam process is working correctly)

I was the only person with English as a first language at my citizenship ceremony. There were five different interpreters in the room. The test took me about two minutes and I left. I know of people who have had to appear in front of a citizenship judge to demonstrate their knowledge of Canada. They all took interpreters. What incentive is there to learn either official language if you intend to live within your culture of origin with family?

Garfielduk Oct 10th 2006 8:20 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by dingbat
I was the only person with English as a first language at my citizenship ceremony. There were five different interpreters in the room. The test took me about two minutes and I left. I know of people who have had to appear in front of a citizenship judge to demonstrate their knowledge of Canada. They all took interpreters. What incentive is there to learn either official language if you intend to live within your culture of origin with family?

Well, now in Britain you cannot get Citizenship unless you have a good grasp of English and passed ESOL Tests and also know some general knowledge about the country, etc and I wholeheartedly agree with this although the knowledge test leaves a little to be desired in terms of the questions and answers.

Canada2006 Oct 10th 2006 8:38 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Garfielduk
Well, now in Britain you cannot get Citizenship unless you have a good grasp of English and passed ESOL Tests and also know some general knowledge about the country, etc and I wholeheartedly agree with this although the knowledge test leaves a little to be desired in terms of the questions and answers.

I agree that having a minimum command of the local language should be a precondition for citizenship. I see citzenship as something that should be earned.

kt0157 Oct 10th 2006 8:57 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Garfielduk
Well, now in Britain you cannot get Citizenship unless you have a good grasp of English and passed ESOL Tests and also know some general knowledge about the country, etc and I wholeheartedly agree with this although the knowledge test leaves a little to be desired in terms of the questions and answers.

The trouble is the Governments that do this usually ask some crusty professor or some dingbat committee to write the questions. The Canadian test is full of rubbish that most Canadian-born citizens would fail (like the dates of various constitutional events). These tests are a waste of time and only prove that you crammed the night before.

K.

Souvenir Oct 10th 2006 10:34 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by kt0157
The trouble is the Governments that do this usually ask some crusty professor or some dingbat committee to write the questions. The Canadian test is full of rubbish that most Canadian-born citizens would fail (like the dates of various constitutional events). These tests are a waste of time and only prove that you crammed the night before.

K.

I have to agree with you on that one. It was pathetically easy. As I recall, there were only two or three questions that I couldn't have answered if I didn't actually know the answer (dates and names). Otherwise, it was just a case of picking the least stupid answer. I finished in under four minutes, including double-checking, and got 100%. I wasn't the first to finish.


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