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Garfielduk Oct 10th 2006 11:55 pm

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by kt0157
The trouble is the Governments that do this usually ask some crusty professor or some dingbat committee to write the questions. The Canadian test is full of rubbish that most Canadian-born citizens would fail (like the dates of various constitutional events). These tests are a waste of time and only prove that you crammed the night before.

K.

Exactly my point, the British Quiz is a parrot fashion learning exercise with a lot of silly questions which the average British person would not know and some do not even have the right answers in the text book !

dbd33 Oct 11th 2006 12:12 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Canada2006
I agree that having a minimum command of the local language should be a precondition for citizenship. I see citzenship as something that should be earned.

I think it to be true that, in a typical day, I meet more Canadians who do not speak English or French than ones who do. (This can be rather fun, I spent a very jolly morning trying to explain the concept of a sailing boat to the coffee shop lady. She fetched several relatives but none of them knew "sail", "wind", "boat", "paddle" and so on, even with the actions.) It's perfectly possible to function here without knowing either of those languages as there are very many ethnic communties large enough to have newspapers, radio stations and the like. One can even obtain a degree from several Canadian institutions using an interpreter.

It may be that we think citizens should speak the local language but very many do not. That's why the government offers services in dozens of languages.

Canada2006 Oct 11th 2006 12:29 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by dbd33
I think it to be true that, in a typical day, I meet more Canadians who do not speak English or French than ones who do. (This can be rather fun, I spent a very jolly morning trying to explain the concept of a sailing boat to the coffee shop lady. She fetched several relatives but none of them knew "sail", "wind", "boat", "paddle" and so on, even with the actions.) It's perfectly possible to function here without knowing either of those languages as there are very many ethnic communties large enough to have newspapers, radio stations and the like. One can even obtain a degree from several Canadian institutions using an interpreter.

It may be that we think citizens should speak the local language but very many do not. That's why the government offers services in dozens of languages.

It's reality that many people don't choose to learn the language, but I would still make it a precondition for citizenship. That's not to say people oughtn't to be allowed access to Canada because they can't speak English.

A wrote ages ago that you cannot expect a language to be learnt over night, and it's great that government is pragmatic and adapts to the needs of the people they have to serve. Yet, it would be great if everyone could speak a common language and I guess that's why we have official languages.

If people choose not to take up Citizenship because they won't learn a language, fine, it's their choice.

Ik kan ook en bijtcher Nederlands spraken - I can even speak some Dutch after 7 years here ;)

dbd33 Oct 11th 2006 12:40 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Canada2006
It's reality that many people don't choose to learn the language, but I would still make it a precondition for citizenship. That's not to say people oughtn't to be allowed access to Canada because they can't speak English.

A wrote ages ago that you cannot expect a language to be learnt over night, and it's great that government is pragmatic and adapts to the needs of the people they have to serve. Yet, it would be great if everyone could speak a common language and I guess that's why we have official languages.

If people choose not to take up Citizenship because they won't learn a language, fine, it's their choice.

Ik kan ook en bijtcher Nederlands spraken - I can even speak some Dutch after 7 years here ;)

After three months work in Amsterdam I knew the Dutch for several greetings, some beer related terms, and "be cautious of high voltage". None of which have subsequently proven valuable. Great fun though, I wish I could swing another shortish job there.

Canada2006 Oct 11th 2006 12:47 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by dbd33
After three months work in Amsterdam I knew the Dutch for several greetings, some beer related terms, and "be cautious of high voltage". None of which have subsequently proven valuable. Great fun though, I wish I could swing another shortish job there.

Nice people the Dutch, very different to the Flemish in most respects. I've never been to Amsterdam though - I imagine it's quite good fun!

dbd33 Oct 11th 2006 1:03 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Canada2006
Nice people the Dutch, very different to the Flemish in most respects. I've never been to Amsterdam though - I imagine it's quite good fun!

Absolutely.

The great thing about working there for a while was that it was long enough to get beyond the obvious tourist things and to fall in with the locals and their customs (always pay cash, never tip). I took my mistress and we had a wonderful time. Fabulous aquarium, Van Goch Museum, vlamm, cafes. At one point we moved to the seaside (to that unpronounceable place, saying the name of which was a wartime test of being Dutch) and I commuted by car. We stayed in a rickety haunted type old hotel until it got cold when we went back to the Swissotel where, thanks to being frequent stayers, we were upgraded to a suite overlooking Dam Square.

One of the better assignments. It made up for all those trips to godforsaken bits of the world such as Milton Keynes and Glasgow.

Cowtown Oct 11th 2006 3:14 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Calgal
Perhaps you're forgetting "family class" where language is irrelevant?

I had not forgoteen the family class people. It was in response to an earlier post that suggested every immigrant must be able to speak English or French or they would not get into the country.

Not being able to speak English or French might be fine if you do not plan on living/working outside of your ethnic group. It is a problem though if you plan to work in a retail store. I find it quite annoying to speak to a member of staff who has so little English or French that they have no idea what I am asking.

I still dont think an interpretor should be allowed at the citizenship exam. It defeats the point of "having enough English to deal with day to day life" testing.

iaink Oct 11th 2006 3:18 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Cowtown
I find it quite annoying to speak to a member of staff who has so little English or French that they have no idea what I am asking.

You speaking English English, or Glaswegian? ;)
Hell, I have a hard time understanding Glaswegian!


I would have a problem handing out citizenships to anyone who has not integrated to at least the point that they understand and can get by in one of the official languages, and as far as Im concerned the citizenship test is basically only there to determin that...and to teach us that Ontario and Quebec are "Central Canada", so they we can correct Willmore when she insists on refering to them as Eastern Canada:)

dbd33 Oct 11th 2006 3:24 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Cowtown
Not being able to speak English or French might be fine if you do not plan on living/working outside of your ethnic group. It is a problem though if you plan to work in a retail store. I find it quite annoying to speak to a member of staff who has so little English or French that they have no idea what I am asking.

I'm used to it. It would be infeasible to learn all the languages spoken by people in retail stores so we get by with pointing and smiling. It's only at the market that people consistently speak English. That's just as well as I've no chance of miming a request for a "bag of dog bones".

Souvenir Oct 11th 2006 3:33 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by dbd33
That's just as well as I've no chance of miming a request for a "bag of dog bones".

Please try. And post photos.

Novocastrian Oct 11th 2006 3:34 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by iaink
You speaking English


I would have a problem handing out citizenships to anyone who has not integrated to at least the point that they understand and can get by in one of the official languages, and as far as Im concerned the citizenship test is basically only there to determin that...

Weisst Du, dass wenn du bist aelter als 55 Jahre, du brauchst kein Burgerschaftsprufung schreiben?

iaink Oct 11th 2006 3:40 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian
Weisst Du, dass wenn du bist aelter als 55 Jahre, du brauchst kein Burgerschaftsprufung schreiben?

Oui, mais son non droit.


:confused: Burgerschaftsprufung? :confused:

Souvenir Oct 11th 2006 3:52 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by iaink
Oui, mais son non droit.

Quoi? Novo's German makes more sense to me than that and I don't speak any German.

dbd33 Oct 11th 2006 3:53 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Souvenir
Quoi? Novo's German makes more sense to me than that and I don't speak any German.

"Yes, if you dress to the left"

iaink Oct 11th 2006 3:54 am

Re: Just how bad is the UK?
 

Originally Posted by Souvenir
Quoi? Novo's German makes more sense to me than that and I don't speak any German.

Yes, but its not right?


You can apply that to Novos comment about citizenship...or my shity french! Fortunatley I get by with English.

Wrong "right" perhaps. I suck at languages. I got 6% in a German exam once! (and then dropped it in favour of Music, which I was only slightly better at!)


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