I am the British Government and if you drive a car, I'll tax the street; if you try to sit, I'll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat, if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

(taken from a famous Beatle song but it's so true)

I am the British government, I will cut you defence forces by 20,000 people at the time you need them the most.

You Brits, why the heck are you driving on the wrong side of the road.

We used to drive on the correct side, but since moving to Canada, we're forced to drive on the wrong side to avoid head on collisions! ;)

If you think Canada or anywhere else in the world hasn't got these problems plus a whole lot of problems unique to their country you are dreaming.

Get a life

This is a light-hearted fun poking event. Check out its partner event - the Canadian rant.

Besides, the majority of these looked pretty unique to the UK to me, certainly more so than in Canada anyway eh.

I'm british and I'll find something to whine about in even the most positive of situations

Iain

Lol! been there!

I am a British school child in an inner city school, looking for Education, Education, Education...

I am a British politician, I've been sacked twice, but I can represent my country in Europe

I am a British tax paying patient, looking for a National Health dentist/ hospital/ operation...

This thread was exhumed from its tomb for the benefit of Flashman

You really are a trouble maker aren't you?

Watch who you're labelling, Missy!!

If the shoe fits......

Seriously, are you going to answer my question about Scottish and Irish gaelic?

What question ... sorry I've been wasting time by being out enjoying life rather than being glued to the forum

I know that gaelic is a celtic language and there is scottish and irish gaelic. Are they interwined - if a person can understand one, they can understand the other?