Go Back  British Expats > Living & Moving Abroad > Canada
Reload this Page >

Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Wikiposts

Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Thread Tools
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 5:27 am
  #16  
Binned by Muderators
 
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 11,708
From: White Rock BC
JonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by gryphea
PS congratulations
Thanks.
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 5:31 am
  #17  
Madmac's Avatar
Thinking the unthinkable.
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,136
From: Guelph, Ontario
Madmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by JonboyE
Thanks.
You did get a receipt for your soul I hope?
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 5:33 am
  #18  
 
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 3,020
bazzz is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Q: Can I open a bank account before I get to Canada.
A: Yes, you can, but you probably don't need to. Many people have used HSBC to open a Canadian bank account in Canada, but they may not be the best long-term option for you.

Or something.
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 5:36 am
  #19  
Binned by Muderators
 
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 11,708
From: White Rock BC
JonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by Madmac
You did get a receipt for your soul I hope?
Soul????
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 6:02 am
  #20  
Madmac's Avatar
Thinking the unthinkable.
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,136
From: Guelph, Ontario
Madmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond reputeMadmac has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by JonboyE
Soul????
My wife has qualifications in number-crunching and she's mentioned that you have to sell your soul to the Devil as part of the awards ceremony.

I think it entitles you to manipulate numbers in an unholy manner and gain the ability to make massive debits look like equally massive credits.

Congrats by the way but you'll also have noticed that you no longer have a reflection and that small animals growl when you walk by.
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 6:42 am
  #21  
ann m's Avatar
Lost in BE Cyberspace
 
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 7,866
From: Cochrane, Alberta
ann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by JonboyE
As a newly qualified CGA ( results came out yesterday, waheeeeey ) I'd be happy to help with this.
Off topic - but congrats too
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 7:18 am
  #22  
Binned by Muderators
 
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 11,708
From: White Rock BC
JonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by Madmac
My wife has qualifications in number-crunching and she's mentioned that you have to sell your soul to the Devil as part of the awards ceremony.
I think we sell it long, long before we get anywhere near an awards ceremony. Frequently it coincides with the loss of the will to live.

you'll also have noticed that you no longer have a reflection and that small animals growl when you walk by.
Now I understand. I always thought is was the slightly sulfurous odor about us that scared them.

However, to look on the bright side, at least we are not lawyers.
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 7:19 am
  #23  
Binned by Muderators
 
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 11,708
From: White Rock BC
JonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond reputeJonboyE has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by ann m
Off topic - but congrats too
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 7:31 am
  #24  
burton bunch's Avatar
BE Forum Addict
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 4,250
From: Lethbridge AB
burton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by Judy in Calgary


The number one thing I would like new comers to the forum to understand is that almost any question they ask and almost any advice they provide has to be qualified by mentioning the province to which it pertains.

Many newbies just don't understand how many aspects of Canadian life (health care, schooling, administration of drivers' licences, etc., etc., etc.) differ from province to province.

If they have not yet chosen a province and are just asking for general information about a topic, it would help if they mentioned that too.
Judy

Why dont we separate the information that is Province Specific into subheadings or something for each Province ? Would that one work ?

Gaynor

ps dont mind giving you a lift over the next week or two - take my mind off the kids arguing again for the first time in 2 months that'll take some getting used too
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 7:33 am
  #25  
burton bunch's Avatar
BE Forum Addict
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 4,250
From: Lethbridge AB
burton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

[QUOTE=JonboyE;5134125]We could write a 6" thick text book on Canadian tax. /QUOTE]

Yeah JonboyE

My hubby just received his material to sit the CARE exam although he does have 15 years PQE as a ACA in the UK.

Congrats too
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 8:18 am
  #26  
Alberta_Rose's Avatar
little snowy owl
 
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,921
Alberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond reputeAlberta_Rose has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Suggested List of Banned Questions: (LBQ's)

What's Canada like?
Should we move there?
Can you get Marmite?
Why isn't there any orange squash??

GAH!!!!!!!!
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 8:29 am
  #27  
burton bunch's Avatar
BE Forum Addict
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 4,250
From: Lethbridge AB
burton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by Morwenna
Suggested List of Banned Questions: (LBQ's)

What's Canada like?
Should we move there?
Can you get Marmite?
Why isn't there any orange squash??

GAH!!!!!!!!
Maybe we should should put a link at the top of the forums called "People new to this Site" so that when newbies come on the forum it is the first thing that they see and hopefully read it. Alot of people dont realise the WIKI is there.

Gay
x
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 8:45 am
  #28  
Notiaink...honest's Avatar
Canadiain
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 688
From: Up Over, (not Down Under)
Notiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud ofNotiaink...honest has much to be proud of
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by burton bunch
Maybe we should should put a link at the top of the forums called "People new to this Site" so that when newbies come on the forum it is the first thing that they see and hopefully read it. Alot of people dont realise the WIKI is there.

Gay
x
LOL, gold star for "Best use of irony (intentional or unintentional) in a BE thread"...

My only suggestion is that the thread should be entitled "BE Wiki / Knowledge Base" or some such thing....Oh, hang on, Ill fetch my hat

Last edited by Notiaink...honest; Aug 1st 2007 at 8:48 am.
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 8:58 am
  #29  
burton bunch's Avatar
BE Forum Addict
 
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 4,250
From: Lethbridge AB
burton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond reputeburton bunch has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Originally Posted by Notiaink...honest
http://www.factor-software.com/image...n_stargold.jpgLOL, gold star for "Best use of irony (intentional or unintentional) in a BE thread"...

My only suggestion is that the thread should be entitled "BE Wiki / Knowledge Base" or some such thing....Oh, hang on, Ill fetch my hat
oi u

Its just that I think that not everyone knows what a "wiki" is
 
Old Aug 1st 2007 | 5:37 pm
  #30  
Judy in Calgary's Avatar
Thread Starter
Now on Vancouver Island
 
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 6,935
From: Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada
Judy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond reputeJudy in Calgary has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Complete Idiot's Guide to Canada

Thank you for the suggestions, everyone.

They have helped me to think about more wrinkles than I recognised at the outset and to refine my ideas.

Full blown Wiki articles

Some of your suggestions are fab, but I think they are better suited to full blown Wiki articles in their own right. If the "Idiot's Guide" mentions such topics, I think it should mention them only briefly and, where Wiki articles on those topics are available, point the reader to those articles.

For example, JonboyE has stepped up to the plate and offered to write Wiki articles on a few different aspects of taxation in Canada. I think that will be a very useful addition to our Wiki section.

Another topic to which the "Idiot's Guide" might refer in passing is the issue of compatibility amongst UK and Canadian electrical appliances, entertainment systems and mobile (cell) phones. But, again, because I think the "Idiot's Guide" should be brief, I don't think it is the place to go into those topics in detail. I would love to see relevant Wiki articles from someone who is knowledgeable about electricity.

Wiki articles on provinces

Gay, I think the idea of brief, introductory articles on various provinces is a good one. I think there is a place for a general "Idiot's Guide" to the Canada forum and, on top of that, introductory articles on individual provinces. I would be glad to collaborate with you (and anyone else who wants to participate) on an introductory article to Alberta. However, I see that as being a separate discussion, and perhaps we can conduct that discussion elsewhere.

Sticky note

I agree with Gaynor (burtonbunch) that not everyone who visits the forum knows what a Wiki or even a "knowledge base" is.

Guide to Canada or Guide to Forum Use?

After giving it more thought, I have concluded that what I am looking for is a guide to forum use rather than a guide to Canada as such. In this scenario, explaining anything about Canada is relevant only insofar as it may help the poster to frame a question more effectively and therefore get a better quality answer.

My website

I'm not going to stick around and debate whether an Idiot's Guide to the forum is a good idea or whether it should take the form of a Wiki article or a sticky note that replaces the existing BE Wiki / Knoweledge Base sticky note.

I want a permanent numbered list of instructions. If anyone wanders in here and asks a poorly framed question, I want to be able to say to them, "Please see Point #8 on Such-And-Such List."

If someone else wants to star in "Groundhog Day," they are more than welcome to do so. (For anyone who doesn't know, that's a movie in which the same thing happens over and over and over and over and over again.) But I don't want to do that. I want a list to which I can point.

Accordingly, I have created such a list on my own website.

I believe my web page is within the letter and the spirit of BE's rules, since it's a non-commercial website. What I mean by that is that I'm not making any money from my website. Also, the only thing I'm promoting on my website is the BE forum.

Please feel free to refer BE new comers to my web page.

Please feel free to suggest to me points that I should add to my web page.

Please feel free to create here at BE a page that is similar to, or even identical to, the one that I've created on my website.

Last edited by Judy in Calgary; Aug 1st 2007 at 6:06 pm. Reason: Fixed link to my website
 


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Your Privacy Choices

Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.