I had to wait an agonizing 12 days from test to Oath






Well done for passing OP

A quiz, for practise:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/mus...nths-of-infamy

I clicked on that link. Now I feel dirty

And not the good kind

You scored 3 out of a possible 10

Hmm, not a great score. Justin would be unimpressed by this.

5. He wasn't impressed with me either.

I've never knowingly heard him. That alone justifies my Sirius subscription.

Wow 5, that's 50% "slippy slope area"

I got 2/10....I am in a cultural vacuum.

To my everlasting shame - I hesitate to post this in a public forum - I got 7/10 on this quiz. I could try and wriggle out by claiming that most of my answers were lucky guesses, but such a denial would only hasten the inevitable descent into the dim world of fanatical beliebers and pet monkeys [really? I thought that was the joke answer - who the hell takes a monkey with them on tour?].

I think I need to book myself in for some kind of intervention. Perhaps a night or two under canvas in a snowy field will work... Ah, the joys of winter scout camps, I have that to look forward to this very weekend!

I don't see any hope Mr Oak, maybe find a way that you can live in the wild until you have been cured of this nasty Beaber spell that has been put upon you.

7/10 too.

It's not that I have any interest in Bieber himself but my interest in Social Media means that some knowledge of him is unavoidable.

That is my story and I'm sticking with it.