To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Nov 15th 2004, 10:38 pm
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To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Twisted Scotsman
Eddie
A Scotsman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After
being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
Scotsman. Soon he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Scotsman took
his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but There was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most
beautiful woman the Scotsman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad
way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
Scotsman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as
long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned towards the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would ye mind taking the dog for a wee walk?"
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After
being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
Scotsman. Soon he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Scotsman took
his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but There was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most
beautiful woman the Scotsman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad
way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
Scotsman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as
long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned towards the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would ye mind taking the dog for a wee walk?"
Eddie
Nov 16th 2004, 1:53 am
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Originally Posted by Voyager970
Twisted Scotsman
Eddie
A Scotsman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After
being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
Scotsman. Soon he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Scotsman took
his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but There was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most
beautiful woman the Scotsman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad
way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
Scotsman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as
long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned towards the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would ye mind taking the dog for a wee walk?"
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After
being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the
beach every evening to watch the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
Scotsman. Soon he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Scotsman took
his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but There was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most
beautiful woman the Scotsman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad
way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their
evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
Scotsman started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as
long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned towards the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would ye mind taking the dog for a wee walk?"
Eddie
Nov 16th 2004, 5:22 pm
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
This explains all!
Nov 16th 2004, 6:15 pm
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Originally Posted by prodigyking
This explains all!
Nov 16th 2004, 10:35 pm
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Originally Posted by willmore
hehehe - very good. I've passed it on to a few friends - hope you don't mind.
Course I do not mind Willmore, loads more of these
Pass it on as much as you want, it will only cost you more beers !!!!
PS Only kidding
Eddie
Nov 16th 2004, 10:51 pm
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Originally Posted by Voyager970
Course I do not mind Willmore, loads more of these
Pass it on as much as you want, it will only cost you more beers !!!!
PS Only kidding
Eddie
Pass it on as much as you want, it will only cost you more beers !!!!
PS Only kidding
Eddie
ps - you know of course that I'm just bantering back and forth with you - it's all just in good fun - right?
Nov 16th 2004, 10:56 pm
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Originally Posted by willmore
More, more and still more. My friends loved them (and their not even Scottish).......
ps - you know of course that I'm just bantering back and forth with you - it's all just in good fun - right?
ps - you know of course that I'm just bantering back and forth with you - it's all just in good fun - right?
One thing about me is that I have a wicked sense of humour, I need it with my job !!!!.
All in the name of good fun Willmore. ITS
Eddie
Nov 17th 2004, 1:51 am
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Originally Posted by Voyager970
Of course it is, all taken in friendly humour. Why would it not be !!!!!!!
One thing about me is that I have a wicked sense of humour, I need it with my job !!!!.
All in the name of good fun Willmore. ITS
Eddie
One thing about me is that I have a wicked sense of humour, I need it with my job !!!!.
All in the name of good fun Willmore. ITS
Eddie
Nov 18th 2004, 11:44 pm
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Originally Posted by willmore
Great...without McGrouch we need a new wicked sense of humour, so you'll fit in very nicely.....even if you did say "I was just a woman"
Will that be a women with a sense of humour, or will I just tie you to the kitchen sink as well !!!!!!!!
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
Eddie
Nov 19th 2004, 12:30 am
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Re: To cheer up Glaswegian again !!!!!
Originally Posted by Voyager970
Will that be a women with a sense of humour, or will I just tie you to the kitchen sink as well !!!!!!!!
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
Eddie
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
Eddie
