Tonight they ran pictures of

"our correspondent visiting Beijing while within his mother's womb".

Really, one gasps for the quality of the Fox Network.

Sounds like it must have been a womb with a view.

So basically, you're saying there's womb for improvement.

I'm saying that, in Canada, chosing the right womb is everything.

Anyway, thanks for transferring this information from uterus.

You're providing an invaluable cervix.

Abort! Abort!

Don't any of them know what's an adverb? Hopefully this, hopefully that, the commentators are as infuriating as the atheltes.

Not happy with the Communist Broadcasting Company? What a surprise.

It's actually the "Canadian" Broadcasting Corporation. Not "communist". Hope that helps.

Thanks. If you lived in McGinty's Ontario you would see my point.

And all this time I thought it was the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.

Well, can only caution you all to stop tuning in...otherwise the "giving up of the will to live" is a serious and potential consequence

I haven't tuned in yet and doubt I will.

Does that mean I have a strong will to live.

If so that bodes well for Monday.

Yep.

Where can I buy the biggest satellite dish so I can get the BBC? (not the drivel that is BBC Canada).

Sarah