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Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:00 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342744)
Yes, they do. But they're wrong.

Finger pointing at minorities (or majorities) and toilet humour are lower.

And who prey tell decides who are in the majority and who are in the minority ? people who think they are in a better position to decide than others ?

Tangram Mar 3rd 2009 11:01 pm

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Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342787)
And who prey tell decides who are in the majority and who are in the minority ? people who think they are in a better position to decide than others ?

I guess it's simple maths.

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:04 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342769)
Several. Wasn't it clear the first time?

<sigh>

The point being that in the context of smoking cigarettes, "fag" is a British slang. We're British.

In the context of the original cartoon, fag is used ambivalently both in that context and as a perjorative towards gay couples.

The intended audience is not obvious, but I suppose a certain group of ignorant Brits might find it titillating.

Smoking - thats another whole debate .....

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:13 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342769)
Several. Wasn't it clear the first time?

<sigh>

The point being that in the context of smoking cigarettes, "fag" is a British slang. We're British.

In the context of the original cartoon, fag is used ambivalently both in that context and as a perjorative towards gay couples.

The intended audience is not obvious, but I suppose a certain group of ignorant Brits might find it titillating.

And who is going to judge who the ignorant ones are - uuuumm let me guess....

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:16 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342817)
And who is going to judge who the ignorant ones are - uuuumm let me guess....

I also believe that I am now in a minority as I'm actually English not British.

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:17 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342817)
And who is going to judge who the ignorant ones are - uuuumm let me guess....

You should certainly go first in the selection...

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:20 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342826)
I also believe that I am now in a minority as I'm actually English not British.

How interesting. You seem to make a distinction which escapes me completely. But I'm mathematically challenged anyway. Are the British in a majority anywhere except Britain? Or possibly, if you read the Daily Mail, not even there?

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:24 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342829)
You should certainly go first in the selection...

And guess who'd be right up there pointing their judgemental little finger at me ?

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:27 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342853)
And guess who'd be right up there pointing their judgemental little finger at me ?


No, no. You misunderstand me. Please rank the posters on this thread in terms of apparent ignorance.

dbd33 Mar 3rd 2009 11:29 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342769)
Several. Wasn't it clear the first time?

<sigh>

The point being that in the context of smoking cigarettes, "fag" is a British slang. We're British.

In the context of the original cartoon, fag is used ambivalently both in that context and as a perjorative towards gay couples.

The intended audience is not obvious, but I suppose a certain group of ignorant Brits might find it titillating.

I think the intended audience is comprised of homophobic smokers. Given that the audience is expected to have heard of Ontario that audience must be in Canada. I think it's aimed at Albertans.

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:31 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342842)
How interesting. You seem to make a distinction which escapes me completely. But I'm mathematically challenged anyway. Are the British in a majority anywhere except Britain? Or possibly, if you read the Daily Mail, not even there?

Come now, I can't believe anything would escape you ...and i'm sure you overcome all your challenges, I think that both the British and the English are now a minority in Great Britain, we all know who the majority are now - but again thats another story - one of which i no doubt am sure everyone has their own opinion on.

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:32 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342860)
No, no. You misunderstand me. Please rank the posters on this thread in terms of apparent ignorance.

6,946 !

dbd33 Mar 3rd 2009 11:33 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342871)
we all know who the majority are now - but again thats another story

I don't. Please enlighten me.

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:36 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342871)
Come now, I can't believe anything would escape you ...and i'm sure you overcome all your challenges, I think that both the British and the English are now a minority in Great Britain, we all know who the majority are now - but again thats another story - one of which i no doubt am sure everyone has their own opinion on.

I'm also a bit puzzled.

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:37 pm

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Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342874)
6,946 !

Do you mean 42?

Tangram Mar 3rd 2009 11:38 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 
Holes and stop digging come to mind.

Alan2005 Mar 3rd 2009 11:38 pm

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Originally Posted by printer (Post 7341006)
But these are the interesting pages, no one reads the immigration crap. :p

Remember it's an internet forum for anyone so mature and respect go out the window. Talking complete b*llocks is ok though!!

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200901291545/

Now that's humour that you don't get in Canada.

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:40 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7342865)
I think the intended audience is comprised of homophobic smokers. Given that the audience is expected to have heard of Ontario that audience must be in Canada. I think it's aimed at Albertans.

I find your remark lacking in gravitas. Some of my best friends might be Albertans,

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:41 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7342890)
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200901291545/

Now that's humour that you don't get in Canada.

Oh yes we do. One of my fave reads the Mash.

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:41 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7342877)
I don't. Please enlighten me.

No, your just trying to get me to say it so everyone can go loopy at me

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:42 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342886)
Do you mean 42?

See, told you you could overcome your challenges, you can do math

dbd33 Mar 3rd 2009 11:44 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342894)
I find your remark lacking in gravitas. Some of my best friends might be Albertans,

Homophobic Albertan smokers? I think not.

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:44 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342884)
I'm also a bit puzzled.

And your surprised by that ?

Alan2005 Mar 3rd 2009 11:45 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342903)
Oh yes we do. One of my fave reads the Mash.

Satire and profanity - what more do you need from comedy.

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:45 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342909)
See, told you you could overcome your challenges, you can do math

My main challenge at the mo' is wondering wtf is Wivenhoe? And whether it has connections to the outside world.

One is reluctant to google.

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:46 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 7342916)
Satire and profanity - what more do you need from comedy.

Toilets and homophobia and a hint of suppressed racism, apparently.

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:47 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342915)
And your surprised by that ?

you're

dbd33 Mar 3rd 2009 11:49 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342904)
No, your just trying to get me to say it so everyone can go loopy at me

I'm sure the majority of people in England are English but I am interested to know which is your hated minority of choice. Poles? Pakistanis? Albanians? Australians? Hassidic Jews? Tongans?

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:49 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7342913)
Homophobic Albertan smokers? I think not.

Well, it's true. They might not smoke.

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:50 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7342928)
I'm sure the majority of people in England are English but I am interested to know which is your hated minority of choice. Poles? Pakistanis? Albanians? Australians? Hassidic Jews? Tongans?

Scots, for sure.

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:51 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342918)
My main challenge at the mo' is wondering wtf is Wivenhoe? And whether it has connections to the outside world.

One is reluctant to google.

Now, now watch your bp. It's a small village and is very easily googled, there's your next challenge !
moment......

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:53 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342936)
Now, now watch your bp. It's a small village and is very easily googled, there's your next challenge !
moment......

G'wan, give me a clue. Is it in England?

Tangram Mar 3rd 2009 11:53 pm

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[QUOTE=Jo.Ru_onway;7342871]Come now, I can't believe anything would escape you ...and i'm sure you overcome all your challenges, I think that both the British and the English are now a minority in Great Britain, we all know who the majority are now - but again thats another story - one of which i no doubt am sure everyone has their own opinion on.[/QUOTE

I think you're wrong, according to census -

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:54 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7342928)
I'm sure the majority of people in England are English but I am interested to know which is your hated minority of choice. Poles? Pakistanis? Albanians? Australians? Hassidic Jews? Tongans?

The majority of people in England are British.
I have no hated minority which is yours as i am just as interested to know that ?

Novocastrian Mar 3rd 2009 11:55 pm

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Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342871)
Come now, I can't believe anything would escape you ...and i'm sure you overcome all your challenges, I think that both the British and the English are now a minority in Great Britain, we all know who the majority are now - but again thats another story - one of which i no doubt am sure everyone has their own opinion on.[/QUOTE

I think you're wrong, according to census -

Maybe she's not white and has a problem with being English?

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:56 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 7342942)
G'wan, give me a clue. Is it in England?

Yup but i ain't gonna ! tell you

dbd33 Mar 3rd 2009 11:57 pm

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[QUOTE=Tangram;7342944]

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342871)
Come now, I can't believe anything would escape you ...and i'm sure you overcome all your challenges, I think that both the British and the English are now a minority in Great Britain, we all know who the majority are now - but again thats another story - one of which i no doubt am sure everyone has their own opinion on.[/QUOTE

I think you're wrong, according to census -

That's about colour, not nationality. There's no conflict between being Black and being English.

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:58 pm

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[QUOTE=Novocastrian;7342953]

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 7342944)

Maybe she's not white and has a problem with being English?

Perhaps I'm a European lesbian

dbd33 Mar 3rd 2009 11:59 pm

Re: For al those thinking of going to Ontario!
 

Originally Posted by Jo.Ru_onway (Post 7342949)
The majority of people in England are British.
I have no hated minority which is yours as i am just as interested to know that ?

I dislike Chinese drivers.

Who then are the majority in Great Britain if it's neither the British nor the English?

Jo.Ru_onway Mar 3rd 2009 11:59 pm

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[QUOTE=dbd33;7342959]

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 7342944)

That's about colour, not nationality. There's no conflict between being Black and being English.

Who on earth said anything about it being black ?


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