Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Oct 14th 2006, 9:16 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Anyway, I always believed babies came from Tescos. 
so that stork sat on my chimney aint here to drop a squarking chab down me chimney then? lol
thank gawd for that ...
Oct 14th 2006, 9:17 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Anyway, I always believed babies came from Tescos.
Oct 14th 2006, 9:20 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by sassycat
What...............they don't??????
lol ... reminds me of that monty python sketch on 'meaning of life', with michael palins protestant character having hundreds of kids, and terry jones catholic character only having 2 - ''they have a child everytime they have sex''.
''well so do we - we had sex twice, we had 2 children'' and the ensuing conversation on using ''french ticklers''
pmsl!!
Oct 14th 2006, 9:20 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by sassycat
What...............they don't??????
Well Im not sure.
You can buy them by the pound in Sainsburys, no vaginal stretching needed, no cervical dilation or anything.
Guaranteed beaver intact, pelvic floor tighter than a drum and no bunches of rectal grapes.
They are at the deli counter, might go and get me one.
Oct 14th 2006, 9:23 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
I think they are alright but I couldnt eat a full one 
Oct 14th 2006, 9:23 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Well Im not sure.
You can buy them by the pound in Sainsburys, no vaginal stretching needed, no cervical dilation or anything.
Guaranteed beaver intact, pelvic floor tighter than a drum and no bunches of rectal grapes.
They are at the deli counter, might go and get me one.
You can buy them by the pound in Sainsburys, no vaginal stretching needed, no cervical dilation or anything.
Guaranteed beaver intact, pelvic floor tighter than a drum and no bunches of rectal grapes.
They are at the deli counter, might go and get me one.
Just think your lady garden still in perfect order :scared:
Oct 14th 2006, 9:24 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Well Im not sure.
You can buy them by the pound in Sainsburys, no vaginal stretching needed, no cervical dilation or anything.
Guaranteed beaver intact, pelvic floor tighter than a drum and no bunches of rectal grapes.
They are at the deli counter, might go and get me one.
You can buy them by the pound in Sainsburys, no vaginal stretching needed, no cervical dilation or anything.
Guaranteed beaver intact, pelvic floor tighter than a drum and no bunches of rectal grapes.
They are at the deli counter, might go and get me one.
Oct 14th 2006, 9:26 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by brissydeb
Your thread was so hilarious, was crying with laughter!!!!!!!
It is very important to keep the ladygarden neat and in good order.
It should resemble Kew Gardens, no weeds, finely trimmed or completely paved over and bald.
No stretching of the female holiday resort 'Costa Del Labia Minora'
That really wouldnt do.
Anyway, it was hard enough having a coil put in. :scared:
Oct 14th 2006, 9:27 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
It is very important to keep the ladygarden neat and in good order.
It should resemble Kew Gardens, no weeds, finely trimmed or completely paved over and bald.
No stretching of the female holiday resort 'Costa Del Labia Minora'
That really wouldnt do.
Anyway, it was hard enough having a coil put in. :scared:
It should resemble Kew Gardens, no weeds, finely trimmed or completely paved over and bald.
No stretching of the female holiday resort 'Costa Del Labia Minora'
That really wouldnt do.
Anyway, it was hard enough having a coil put in. :scared:
Oct 14th 2006, 9:29 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by sassycat
Nothing like a nice trimmed bush - spent all afternoon trimming mine :scared:
Have to confess to not having done mine for a while. I have nearly circumcised myself before and bled like anything.
Oct 14th 2006, 9:30 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Have to confess to not having done mine for a while. I have nearly circumcised myself before and bled like anything.
Oct 14th 2006, 9:32 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Have to confess to not having done mine for a while. I have nearly circumcised myself before and bled like anything.
Oct 14th 2006, 9:33 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by milliewoos
What were you using
Hubbys Bic razor. :scared:
I dare not shave it until a blood test I had done yesterday for anaemia comes back clear. Dont want to risk the blood I do have.
Oct 14th 2006, 9:35 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Hubbys Bic razor. :scared:
Oct 14th 2006, 9:36 am
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Re: Are you selfish for not wanting kids?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Hubbys Bic razor. :scared:
