You know you've reached your forties when...
#31
Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
Wait till you are 50- it'll make 40 seem young.
You know you are getting on when your kids think your early life was "history", and neither of you remember to pour the cup of tea so when you eventually go to make a cuppa, it is there in the pot, cold and stewed.
You know you are getting on when your kids think your early life was "history", and neither of you remember to pour the cup of tea so when you eventually go to make a cuppa, it is there in the pot, cold and stewed.
#32
Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
Wait till you are 50- it'll make 40 seem young.
You know you are getting on when your kids think your early life was "history", and neither of you remember to pour the cup of tea so when you eventually go to make a cuppa, it is there in the pot, cold and stewed.
You know you are getting on when your kids think your early life was "history", and neither of you remember to pour the cup of tea so when you eventually go to make a cuppa, it is there in the pot, cold and stewed.
#33
Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
Yep, been there, done that......or when you get easily distracted:my house is full of half finished jobs, and I lose things as I've put them down somewhere and forgotten what I was doing.
#34
Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
When you're watching some total crap film with Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman and the First Born's boyfriend is lusting after her and thinks I'm weird for thinking Morgan is hot with a sexy sexy voice.
#37
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Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
when you have rings round yir shins after taking your socks off
#40
Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
When most times you don't even see the end of the film becase you've nodded off on the sofa halfway through it.
#42
Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
when you start using the following phrases:
"when I were a lad"
"wouldn't have happened in my day"
"bloody youth of today"
or even worse when your subordinates weren't even born when you joined up and you could feasibly be their dad
"when I were a lad"
"wouldn't have happened in my day"
"bloody youth of today"
or even worse when your subordinates weren't even born when you joined up and you could feasibly be their dad
#43
Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
When the highlight of a Saturday night is posting on BE
#44
Re: You know you've reached your forties when...
you feel like the morning after, but you didn't actually do anything the night before...