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Old Jan 14th 2011, 5:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Deancm_MKII
You've just had your 40th birthday.
not always. you could be born at 11.45pm and yir party is at 6pm and finishes before you turn 40
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not always. you could be born at 11.45pm and yir party is at 6pm and finishes before you turn 40


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Old Jan 14th 2011, 5:58 pm
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Originally Posted by soapy©
not always. you could be born at 11.45pm and yir party is at 6pm and finishes before you turn 40
If your party finishes before midnight, that's when you know you've hit your 60's.
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When your 12 year old son talks in a language you have never heard but its still English lol. When said 12 year is still awake and watching tv at 10 and you want your bed cos you are soo tired.

When you can remember the original version of songs and dislike the modern version as the singer is murdering the song lol
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Originally Posted by Deancm_MKII
If your party finishes before midnight, that's when you know you've hit your 60's.
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Old Jan 14th 2011, 6:12 pm
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when a piss can take longer than a shit
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Originally Posted by soapy©
not always. you could be born at 11.45pm and yir party is at 6pm and finishes before you turn 40
Dean didn't mention a party. He mentioned a birthday.

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You've just had your 40th birthday.
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When one day you find yourself planning a move to Australia without really thinking about it.
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When your husband's best mate comes round to tell you he's leaving his wife for a girl half his age.
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When your husband's best mate comes round to tell you he's leaving his wife for a girl half his age.
lucky bastard

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every time he moves he make a grunt
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Dean didn't mention a party. He mentioned a birthday.



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Old Jan 14th 2011, 6:31 pm
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when you can remember thing from 30 years ago, but cant even remember yir kids names
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When 60 really doesn't seem that old.
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When 60 really doesn't seem that old.
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Old Jan 14th 2011, 7:26 pm
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when you find yourself saying " i remember that the first time around!!!!!"
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