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Dec 1st 2007, 10:18 am

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Um, OK then.

Get yer fingers outa there!

Dec 1st 2007, 10:41 am

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Might have a problem getting your stuff in / out if it starts to suffer from vaginismus too hey?

L XX

what happens at 'that time of month'?? I bet the designer has designed a special purse for that!

Dec 1st 2007, 10:48 am

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Originally Posted by Fly Away

what happens at 'that time of month'?? I bet the designer has designed a special purse for that!

Delete that post. If she checks her links she might find out about it and design one - then it'll be all your fault!

Dec 1st 2007, 10:48 am

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what happens at 'that time of month'?? I bet the designer has designed a special purse for that!

Mmmmm padded no less

or with a string opening

Dec 1st 2007, 10:52 am

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Delete that post. If she checks her links she might find out about it and design one - then it'll be all your fault!

PMSL Wendy! I bets she would - if she hasn't already. I could be responsible for the grossest bag in history. Quite an achievement!

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Mmmmm padded no less

or with a string opening

Ewwwww 'Optional string or pad attachment'.

Dec 1st 2007, 10:55 am

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PMSL Wendy! I bets she would - if she hasn't already. I could be responsible for the grossest bag in history. Quite an achievement!

Ewwwww 'Optional string or pad attachment'.

I hope that potential employers don't refer to this site - they will think I am a pyschotic, sexually frustrated nutter....

Mind you that might be a pre-requisite perhaps I will have loads of offers

L x

Dec 1st 2007, 10:55 am

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PMSL Wendy! I bets she would - if she hasn't already. I could be responsible for the grossest bag in history. Quite an achievement!

I don't think she needs MUCH help

Dec 1st 2007, 10:58 am

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I hope that potential employers don't refer to this site - they will think I am a pyschotic, sexually frustrated nutter....

Mind you that might be a pre-requisite perhaps I will have loads of offers

L x

What do you mean think??

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I don't think she needs MUCH help

True!! She has a rare talent!

Dec 1st 2007, 11:43 am

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Re: Xmas pressie for the woman who has ...

Wonder if she makes a briefcase in the shape of a scrotum for the men.

Dec 1st 2007, 11:44 am

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Wonder if she makes a briefcase in the shape of a scrotum for the men.

Surely that would just be a load of old bol&&&ks....

L xx

Dec 1st 2007, 11:58 am

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Re: Xmas pressie for the woman who has ...

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Surely that would just be a load of old bol&&&ks....

L xx

I just can't understand why there aren't more men on this thread....

Dec 1st 2007, 12:10 pm

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I just can't understand why there aren't more men on this thread....

They're all off having a wank over the pictures of the velvet vulva.

Dec 1st 2007, 12:17 pm

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No page 3 of the sun snooze paper

Dec 1st 2007, 12:35 pm

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No page 3 of the sun snooze paper

But the velvet vulva is a better class of wank, impo.

Dec 1st 2007, 12:43 pm

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But the velvet vulva is a better class of wank, impo.

I thought this was somehow relevant...

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