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Old Nov 30th 2007, 11:58 am
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... a velvet vulva? You couldn't make this stuff up ...

http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm
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Old Nov 30th 2007, 12:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Hutch
... a velvet vulva? You couldn't make this stuff up ...

http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm
That's at the top of my Christmas list.

(The one with fur)
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Old Nov 30th 2007, 12:01 pm
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You are so behind the times. Tara whatsit the model in America had one of those on her talk show. First born called me into the room - she was crying. Some woman has one as a puppet and goes around teaching women about what their anatomy looks like
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Old Nov 30th 2007, 12:03 pm
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Excuse me I left ma fanny bag in here yesterday, I wonder if anybody's handed it in?
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Originally Posted by Glasgowlass
Excuse me I left ma fanny bag in here yesterday, I wonder if anybody's handed it in?
What does it look like? Any distinquishing marks
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Needs a wash!
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Needs a wash!
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Old Nov 30th 2007, 12:09 pm
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Apparently you can get ones with a long strap ... it's called a gash sash ...
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Long strap, short strap, nae strap , I'm no carryin a bag that looks like a fanny!
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Old Nov 30th 2007, 12:15 pm
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Originally Posted by Hutch
... a velvet vulva? You couldn't make this stuff up ...

http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm
Oh FFS! What is the point?
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Originally Posted by Fenton Beasley
Oh FFS! What is the point?
Can't imagine having a rummage to find my phone
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Old Nov 30th 2007, 12:21 pm
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Can't imagine having a rummage to find my phone

Just make sure you only rummage in your velvet vulva
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No worries. I'd move back to the UK before buying one of those
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For a woman who drinks from the furry cup
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