Would you lie?
May 15th 2012, 10:13 am
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Would you lie?
HE is sulking... Why?
Because we had roast lamb with veggies and yorkshire puddings....
Well it wasnt the yorkshire puds that caused it... It was the gravy...
A bit of backgound info...We have a large stash of lamb oxo cubes brought over from the uk by the grey nomads... Perfect lamb gravy....every time... Little bit if floor and water in the juices, a lamb oxo... Sorted...
But NO ....HE makes ****ing Gravalox Herb "meat" gravy.....
"please dont do that again darling, its like when the Grey Nomad served up apple crumble one sunday lunch fifteen years ago... It had rolled pats and peanuts in the topping, not crumble topping.. Ruined the whole bloody meal..."
"you dont like it?"
No I dont like it
OK.. Make your own ****ing gravy in future HE says...
What does he want me to do? Lie??? tell him its lovely and risk it hapoening again???
I dont bloody think so!
Would you have lied? And said "yes darlig its lovely?"
Because we had roast lamb with veggies and yorkshire puddings....
Well it wasnt the yorkshire puds that caused it... It was the gravy...
A bit of backgound info...We have a large stash of lamb oxo cubes brought over from the uk by the grey nomads... Perfect lamb gravy....every time... Little bit if floor and water in the juices, a lamb oxo... Sorted...
But NO ....HE makes ****ing Gravalox Herb "meat" gravy.....
"please dont do that again darling, its like when the Grey Nomad served up apple crumble one sunday lunch fifteen years ago... It had rolled pats and peanuts in the topping, not crumble topping.. Ruined the whole bloody meal..."
"you dont like it?"
No I dont like it
OK.. Make your own ****ing gravy in future HE says...
What does he want me to do? Lie??? tell him its lovely and risk it hapoening again???
I dont bloody think so!
Would you have lied? And said "yes darlig its lovely?"
May 15th 2012, 10:17 am
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Re: Would you lie?
HE is sulking... Why?
Because we had roast lamb with veggies and yorkshire puddings....
Well it wasnt the yorkshire puds that caused it... It was the gravy...
A bit of backgound info...We have a large stash of lamb oxo cubes brought over from the uk by the grey nomads... Perfect lamb gravy....every time... Little bit if floor and water in the juices, a lamb oxo... Sorted...
But NO ....HE makes ****ing Gravalox Herb "meat" gravy.....
"please dont do that again darling, its like when the Grey Nomad served up apple crumble one sunday lunch fifteen years ago... It had rolled pats and peanuts in the topping, not crumble topping.. Ruined the whole bloody meal..."
"you dont like it?"
No I dont like it
OK.. Make your own ****ing gravy in future HE says...
What does he want me to do? Lie??? tell him its lovely and risk it hapoening again???
I dont bloody think so!
Would you have lied? And said "yes darlig its lovely?"
Because we had roast lamb with veggies and yorkshire puddings....
Well it wasnt the yorkshire puds that caused it... It was the gravy...
A bit of backgound info...We have a large stash of lamb oxo cubes brought over from the uk by the grey nomads... Perfect lamb gravy....every time... Little bit if floor and water in the juices, a lamb oxo... Sorted...
But NO ....HE makes ****ing Gravalox Herb "meat" gravy.....
"please dont do that again darling, its like when the Grey Nomad served up apple crumble one sunday lunch fifteen years ago... It had rolled pats and peanuts in the topping, not crumble topping.. Ruined the whole bloody meal..."
"you dont like it?"
No I dont like it
OK.. Make your own ****ing gravy in future HE says...
What does he want me to do? Lie??? tell him its lovely and risk it hapoening again???
I dont bloody think so!
Would you have lied? And said "yes darlig its lovely?"
Mr PP made something and he likes his salt, I cant tolerate salt (except of late which strangely I have a bit of a craving for it)
'Is it OK?' he asked and I had to tell him it is a bit salty for my liking. I choose my words carefully but I cant pretend I like something if I dont.
May 15th 2012, 10:29 am
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Re: Would you lie?
aaagh! stands back in amazement at the very thought of lying to ones husband
May 15th 2012, 10:51 am
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Re: Would you lie?
Come on Oxo stock is hardly that great. If you have time try making your own stock. The taste is amazing.
May 15th 2012, 11:46 am
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May 15th 2012, 12:13 pm
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Re: Would you lie?
we used to dish gravalox out with boiled water as a bedtime drink years ago when i was a student nurse (c.1987) ... its cos the nhs was cheap and wouldnt buy bovril.
foul stuff
no, i wouldnt have lied, id've tipped the jug over him
foul stuff
no, i wouldnt have lied, id've tipped the jug over him
May 15th 2012, 12:20 pm
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Re: Would you lie?
Reminds me of the only time I have ever got anywhere near being violent........He wanted fried onions with his dinner: I apparently chopped the onions up wrong and was informed they weren't as good as His mum did them. So I threw the frying pan at him...onions, cooking oil, spatula, the lot 
My aim is lousy and I missed but it was very satisfying
My aim is lousy and I missed but it was very satisfying
May 15th 2012, 12:23 pm
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Re: Would you lie?
Reminds me of the only time I have ever got anywhere near being violent........He wanted fried onions with his dinner: I apparently chopped the onions up wrong and was informed they weren't as good as His mum did them. So I threw the frying pan at him...onions, cooking oil, spatula, the lot
My aim is lousy and I missed but it was very satisfying
My aim is lousy and I missed but it was very satisfying
May 15th 2012, 12:24 pm
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Re: Would you lie?
Reminds me of the only time I have ever got anywhere near being violent........He wanted fried onions with his dinner: I apparently chopped the onions up wrong and was informed they weren't as good as His mum did them. So I threw the frying pan at him...onions, cooking oil, spatula, the lot
My aim is lousy and I missed but it was very satisfying
My aim is lousy and I missed but it was very satisfying
May 15th 2012, 12:28 pm
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