Originally Posted by ukecadet (Post 10205969)

Wasn't a meal as such but a cup of pea and ham soup in Chapel St .I fished out a cows eyelid complete with lashes.

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 10205999)

My sister and I went to a "nice" restaurant in Cambodia. It was one where you go get all the items you want to cook and there's a nice hot cone shaped thiny over a flame where you cook your meat and broth to cook the veg in. Waitress came to the table to start the flame and grease the wok. But first she had to pick the bugs out of the lump of whatever sort of fat it was in the dish. Dozens and dozens of black bugs. Then we went up to get our food which was just big open trays of room temperature meats of unknown origin with the same black bugs, but this time in the hundreds and not dozens, and soggy green things I tell myself were vegetables.

Did I mention the litter of kittens under my table? The mother cat kept trying to jump up on the table to get to our dinner. Feral, mangy, flea infested cat.

Originally Posted by bcworld (Post 10206010)

I love pea & ham soup...but I didn't know there were cows in it!

Name & shame the venue please!

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10206047)

Paella in a shit coastal village/town in Spain. Obviously processed in a factory a million miles away and then defrosted and heated in a microwave. However it was part of the worse holiday we've ever had so that didn't help.

Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 10206088)

Your first mistake was picking Spain. ;)

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 10206090)

:D Had a couple of good holidays there previously. Put me off going again though. Maybe moving to Aus was a tad drastic :unsure:

Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 10206086)

A pizza in some fancy arse restaurant on Santorini.

I had a good mind to take a dump in their pool.

Originally Posted by ukecadet (Post 10206096)

That would work if you had a poor diet and were producing floaters but having seen your previous posts about food and diet I think your stool would drop to the bottom like a lead ingot. Ergo the effect would be some what lost.

Originally Posted by sasbear (Post 10206122)

the worst meal I ever had put in front of me.....was when I was in hospital for a short stay and they served up this big gloopy pile of yellowy gunk - apparently this was 'macaroni cheese' - suffice to say it looked like it had already been eaten and regurgitated back onto my dinner plate. Hubby went out to chip shop to purchase fish supper for me.....

Originally Posted by Zen10 (Post 10206159)

Be honest though - did you tick the box on the menu that said "Big Gloopy Pile of Yellowy Gunk" because if you did you have only yourself to blame.