Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8289250)

we could display their missing appendages in the Albert Hall

Originally Posted by slapphead_otool (Post 8289180)

Eight steps to world domination:
1. Buy black poloneck shirt and jeans.
2. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs your software, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Imac)
3. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs your software and only downloads music off your stores, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Ipod)
4. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs stuff people buy off your own website, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (iphone)
5. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only reads books downloaded off your website, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Islate)
6. Repeat
7. Repeat
8. Repeat
:):):)

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8289251)

In BB's case the Albert matchbox...

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8289256)

:ohmy:http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

That's so unfair, you just made me choke on a precious twiglet!!:ohmy:

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8289260)

I will bite my tongue on responding to that......

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8289260)

I will bite my tongue on responding to that......

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8289285)

I won't!

What have I told you Polly, about doing that type of thing to Bernie!

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8289213)

With the entertainment value provided by turning Bernie and kporte into Eunuchs, I could be persuaded to bring beer and gin :sneaky:

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8289288)

I hope his twiglet is ok:unsure:

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8289285)

I won't!

What have I told you Polly, about doing that type of thing to Bernie!

Originally Posted by kporte

I hope his twiglet is ok :unsure:

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8289291)

well I suppose he had it "coming"

If he insists on smearing it in marmite these things will happen

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8289295)

Or "My mate"

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8288811)

Oi!!! I heard that :eek: :mad:

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 8289286)

Come on Asher, you KNOW how to play World Domination... twas me favourite game ever...

handy hints

a, NEVER tell anyone you're starting to do it OOPS!

b, NEVER have a mate on board, they'll stage a coup and topple you... I speak from experience Double ooops!