OK folks I need to achieve world domination by Friday not much time left so I thought now who can help me?
then I thought oh yeah if in doubt go to the barbie and ask your mates ..so

world domination how can I achieve it by Friday
answers toot sweet please

I thought girls already had it?

True K.

Which particular aspect of world domination are you aiming for, Asher? I mean, there are lots to consider.

just you know your average mrs bad take over the whole world

oh kporte can be mini me if he promises to wear a skirt

Start by burning all the Tescos down in the UK

ok thanks so step 1 burn down Tescos

step 2?

Well you could start by opening your own forum, telling the competition that you're going to ''bring down the entire forum world within six months' by having your much superior forum.


It seems to be the way these days.

Kporte has got good legs. I'd pay to see that.

no forums are small beer I want the lot!! I'm not asking much really just total world domination

oh and jobsworths and complainers will go under the patio I will allow people to vote who gets iced!!

You wouldn't have to A

ok publish the picture and be damned mini me

Awwww.

It's Bernie you need for a mini me!

Ok, so no small fry. No ego rubbing, no banning, just death. I like that.
Very 'evil villain/007'

I think you should recruit and train an army in a country the US is at war with, whilst getting the CIA to pay for it all.
That works. (Though eventually, you will be at war with the CIA once they realise their mistake and then you'll have to hide out in a cave, whilst changing your face via plastic surgery to resemble a Spanish politician)

can you ask him for me then seeing as you suggested it

You'll need help from the Mods.