world domination
Jan 27th 2010 | 11:57 am
#31
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SOME?
Jan 27th 2010 | 12:02 pm
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Re: world domination
Jan 27th 2010 | 12:06 pm
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Re: world domination
I have some photos of them being nice and cosy together last weekend......none of kporte's legs, though I do have some of Bernie's....all available at a price. They would've been free but there were those comments earlier about Mods......
Jan 27th 2010 | 12:09 pm
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Re: world domination
Jan 27th 2010 | 12:10 pm
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Jan 27th 2010 | 12:57 pm
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Re: world domination
Hmmm. That's a tall order. Why the short time frame?
I would suggest first getting elected to the senate, then (behind the scenes) starting a war of some kind. Using some kind of special war time powers, become Chancellor, and then get a boat load of emergency powers to deal with the war, while creating a grand army of some kind. Clones would probably be the quickest way.
As the war gets progressively worse, you will accrue more powers and money to spend on the military. Then, while nobody's looking, overthrow the forces of law and order and fill the created power vacuum by installing yourself as Empress.
Once you're all installed and safe, send your evil apprentice/henchperson to kill off the leaders of the place you were at war with, and then proclaim peace. Not only will you have achieved domination, you will also be held up as a hero!
A couple of tips though - Don't let your henchperson have any kids, and if you build any space stations, make sure that you weld a grille over the exhaust ports...
S
Jan 27th 2010 | 2:22 pm
#38
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Re: world domination
Hmmm. That's a tall order. Why the short time frame?
thats the time frame i was given by my mates
I would suggest first getting elected to the senate, then (behind the scenes) starting a war of some kind. Using some kind of special war time powers, become Chancellor, and then get a boat load of emergency powers to deal with the war, while creating a grand army of some kind. Clones would probably be the quickest way. ok should have enough people on here to vote me in so thats step3
the grand army is here calling all British Expats !!
As the war gets progressively worse, you will accrue more powers and money to spend on the military. Then, while nobody's looking, overthrow the forces of law and order and fill the created power vacuum by installing yourself as Empress.
easy peasy
Once you're all installed and safe, send your evil apprentice/henchperson to kill off the leaders of the place you were at war with, and then proclaim peace. Not only will you have achieved domination, you will also be held up as a hero!
that would be Bernie or kporte right?
A couple of tips though - Don't let your henchperson have any kids, and if you build any space stations, make sure that you weld a grille over the exhaust ports...
[COLOR="Red"]no problem there quick snip and they are eunuchs and I'm
welding as we speak /COLOR]
S
thats the time frame i was given by my mates
I would suggest first getting elected to the senate, then (behind the scenes) starting a war of some kind. Using some kind of special war time powers, become Chancellor, and then get a boat load of emergency powers to deal with the war, while creating a grand army of some kind. Clones would probably be the quickest way. ok should have enough people on here to vote me in so thats step3
the grand army is here calling all British Expats !!
As the war gets progressively worse, you will accrue more powers and money to spend on the military. Then, while nobody's looking, overthrow the forces of law and order and fill the created power vacuum by installing yourself as Empress.
easy peasy
Once you're all installed and safe, send your evil apprentice/henchperson to kill off the leaders of the place you were at war with, and then proclaim peace. Not only will you have achieved domination, you will also be held up as a hero!
that would be Bernie or kporte right?
A couple of tips though - Don't let your henchperson have any kids, and if you build any space stations, make sure that you weld a grille over the exhaust ports...
[COLOR="Red"]no problem there quick snip and they are eunuchs and I'm
welding as we speak /COLOR]
S
all complainers and jobsworths will be shot and buried under my patio
Last edited by asher; Jan 27th 2010 at 2:26 pm.
Jan 27th 2010 | 2:29 pm
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Jan 27th 2010 | 2:34 pm
#41
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Re: world domination
Ye Gods how big is your patio!!!
Jan 27th 2010 | 2:37 pm
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Re: world domination
Eight steps to world domination:
1. Buy black poloneck shirt and jeans.
2. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs your software, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Imac)
3. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs your software and only downloads music off your stores, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Ipod)
4. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs stuff people buy off your own website, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (iphone)
5. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only reads books downloaded off your website, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Islate)
6. Repeat
7. Repeat
8. Repeat
1. Buy black poloneck shirt and jeans.
2. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs your software, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Imac)
3. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs your software and only downloads music off your stores, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Ipod)
4. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only runs stuff people buy off your own website, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (iphone)
5. Copy someone else’s idea, paint it white, lock it down so it only reads books downloaded off your website, and tell the world its the best thing ever. (Islate)
6. Repeat
7. Repeat
8. Repeat
Jan 27th 2010 | 2:40 pm
#43
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Re: world domination
ok now that's taken care of whose turn is it to bring beer and I need a very large G&T thanks
Jan 27th 2010 | 2:51 pm
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Re: world domination
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Jan 27th 2010 | 3:20 pm
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