Originally Posted by asher (Post 8288334)

OK folks I need to achieve world domination by Friday not much time left so I thought now who can help me?
then I thought oh yeah if in doubt go to the barbie and ask your mates ..so

world domination how can I achieve it by Friday
answers toot sweet please :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8288358)

True K. :D

Which particular aspect of world domination are you aiming for, Asher? I mean, there are lots to consider.

Originally Posted by wanttobedownunder (Post 8288389)

Start by burning all the Tescos down in the UK :rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by asher (Post 8288377)

just you know your average mrs bad take over the whole world

oh kporte can be mini me if he promises to wear a skirt:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8288413)

Well you could start by opening your own forum, telling the competition that you're going to ''bring down the entire forum world within six months' by having your much superior forum. :lol:


It seems to be the way these days. :teeth_smile:

Kporte has got good legs. I'd pay to see that.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8288413)

Well you could start by opening your own forum, telling the competition that you're going to ''bring down the entire forum world within six months' by having your much superior forum. :lol:


It seems to be the way these days. :teeth_smile:

Kporte has got good legs. I'd pay to see that.

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8288452)

You wouldn't have to A :wub:

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8288452)

You wouldn't have to A :wub:

Originally Posted by asher (Post 8288470)

ok publish the picture and be damned mini me :rofl:

Originally Posted by asher (Post 8288438)

no forums are small beer I want the lot!! I'm not asking much really just total world domination

oh and jobsworths and complainers will go under the patio I will allow people to vote who gets iced!!

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8288475)

It's Bernie you need for a mini me!

Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 8288483)

You'll need help from the Mods.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8288489)

Which ones? Some of them aren't that talented.

:p

Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 8288503)

:scaredhair: SOME?

Ok all of them, I know. :D

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8288696)

So how's the world domination going A?

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8288710)

I have my "skirt" at the ready!

Originally Posted by asher (Post 8288377)

just you know your average mrs bad take over the whole world

oh kporte can be mini me if he promises to wear a skirt:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8288771)

He cant be mini you,he's toooooooooooo fat:lol:

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8288773)

Anyway, I explained, it's relaxed muscle:lol:

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8288781)

relaxed pectoral muscles? I believe the medical term is Man Boobs

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8288781)

relaxed pectoral muscles? I believe the medical term is Man Boobs

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8288787)

It's the only way he can get his hands on any these days:lol:

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8288792)

Come on Bernie, that's below the belt!

....a bit like Kporte's nipples

No seriously, he needs our support

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8288798)

He does need support,im sending him a truss:D

Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 8288503)

:scaredhair: SOME?

Ok all of them, I know. :D

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8288798)

He does need support,im sending him a truss:D

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8288813)

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8288826)

Finally, we have photographic evidence of Bernie trying to turn Kporte

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8288831)

:rofl:

I have some photos of them being nice and cosy together last weekend......none of kporte's legs, though I do have some of Bernie's....all available at a price. They would've been free but there were those comments earlier about Mods......:sneaky:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8288838)

The truth is finally out,ALL mods have their price:sneaky:

Originally Posted by asher (Post 8288334)

OK folks I need to achieve world domination by Friday not much time left so I thought now who can help me?
then I thought oh yeah if in doubt go to the barbie and ask your mates ..so

world domination how can I achieve it by Friday
answers toot sweet please :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Swerv-o (Post 8288934)

Hmmm. That's a tall order. Why the short time frame?
thats the time frame i was given by my mates
I would suggest first getting elected to the senate, then (behind the scenes) starting a war of some kind. Using some kind of special war time powers, become Chancellor, and then get a boat load of emergency powers to deal with the war, while creating a grand army of some kind. Clones would probably be the quickest way. ok should have enough people on here to vote me in so thats step3

the grand army is here calling all British Expats !!

As the war gets progressively worse, you will accrue more powers and money to spend on the military. Then, while nobody's looking, overthrow the forces of law and order and fill the created power vacuum by installing yourself as Empress.
easy peasy

Once you're all installed and safe, send your evil apprentice/henchperson to kill off the leaders of the place you were at war with, and then proclaim peace. Not only will you have achieved domination, you will also be held up as a hero!
that would be Bernie or kporte right?

A couple of tips though - Don't let your henchperson have any kids, and if you build any space stations, make sure that you weld a grille over the exhaust ports...
[COLOR="Red"]no problem there quick snip and they are eunuchs and I'm

welding as we speak /COLOR]


S

Originally Posted by asher (Post 8289134)

thanks a lot for that so now I'm empress of the world who wants chocolate?

all complainers and jobsworths will be shot and buried under my patio :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8289145)

Better have a big patio:lol: