Will you come and visit me in prison......
Oct 15th 2011, 2:03 am
#46
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Ranga pubes, my ex neighbour answered the door to me one time, he was a ranga, his wife was a range and the two kids a ranga. That is fine but what wasnt fine was when he opened the door wearing nothing but a white vest and white Y Fronts, literally showing off ranga legs with ranga hair on the ranga legs, insipid colouring that could only go with his 'ranga-ness' and forgive me, but I could only look at his ranga pubic hair escaping his ranga Y fronts - like a ranga orang-utan.
I have never and will never forget it.
Oct 15th 2011, 9:05 am
#47
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
(shudders)
Ranga pubes, my ex neighbour answered the door to me one time, he was a ranga, his wife was a range and the two kids a ranga. That is fine but what wasnt fine was when he opened the door wearing nothing but a white vest and white Y Fronts, literally showing off ranga legs with ranga hair on the ranga legs, insipid colouring that could only go with his 'ranga-ness' and forgive me, but I could only look at his ranga pubic hair escaping his ranga Y fronts - like a ranga orang-utan.
I have never and will never forget it.
Ranga pubes, my ex neighbour answered the door to me one time, he was a ranga, his wife was a range and the two kids a ranga. That is fine but what wasnt fine was when he opened the door wearing nothing but a white vest and white Y Fronts, literally showing off ranga legs with ranga hair on the ranga legs, insipid colouring that could only go with his 'ranga-ness' and forgive me, but I could only look at his ranga pubic hair escaping his ranga Y fronts - like a ranga orang-utan.
I have never and will never forget it.
did he have ranga freckles
Oct 15th 2011, 10:14 am
#48
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
I'm a delightful southerner and an unashamed Chelsea fan and no, I didn't leap on the success bandwagon, I've been a mighty blue since the days when Chelsea were truly shite.
Oct 15th 2011, 1:38 pm
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Oct 16th 2011, 8:44 am
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Altogether now....
"Blue is the colour, football is the game, we're all together, and winning is our aim. So cheer us on when we try for fame, cos Chelsea, Chealsea is our name."
When I was a teen this little ditty was released, and it has stuck in my brain, though some of the words might not be quite right. I remember Bonetti and Osgood.
I am not a footie fan- I just remember it. My dad supported Derby and then Leeds and Nottingham Forest: he liked Cloughy.
"Blue is the colour, football is the game, we're all together, and winning is our aim. So cheer us on when we try for fame, cos Chelsea, Chealsea is our name."
When I was a teen this little ditty was released, and it has stuck in my brain, though some of the words might not be quite right. I remember Bonetti and Osgood.
I am not a footie fan- I just remember it. My dad supported Derby and then Leeds and Nottingham Forest: he liked Cloughy.
Oct 16th 2011, 8:53 am
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Altogether now....
"Blue is the colour, football is the game, we're all together, and winning is our aim. So cheer us on when we try for fame, cos Chelsea, Chealsea is our name."
When I was a teen this little ditty was released, and it has stuck in my brain, though some of the words might not be quite right. I remember Bonetti and Osgood.
I am not a footie fan- I just remember it. My dad supported Derby and then Leeds and Nottingham Forest: he liked Cloughy.
"Blue is the colour, football is the game, we're all together, and winning is our aim. So cheer us on when we try for fame, cos Chelsea, Chealsea is our name."
When I was a teen this little ditty was released, and it has stuck in my brain, though some of the words might not be quite right. I remember Bonetti and Osgood.
I am not a footie fan- I just remember it. My dad supported Derby and then Leeds and Nottingham Forest: he liked Cloughy.
My niece has grown up into a mad keen Chelsea fan, leave the rest of the family bemused as to where it came from, but she is pretty dedicated. Not allowed to go to matches on her own yet (only just 16 and a very petite one at that) so she is hanging out for me being back home in April to take her to Stamford Bridge
Oct 16th 2011, 11:08 am
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Best manager ever
My niece has grown up into a mad keen Chelsea fan, leave the rest of the family bemused as to where it came from, but she is pretty dedicated. Not allowed to go to matches on her own yet (only just 16 and a very petite one at that) so she is hanging out for me being back home in April to take her to Stamford Bridge
My niece has grown up into a mad keen Chelsea fan, leave the rest of the family bemused as to where it came from, but she is pretty dedicated. Not allowed to go to matches on her own yet (only just 16 and a very petite one at that) so she is hanging out for me being back home in April to take her to Stamford Bridge
It was my home from home for about 14 years, 12 of those with a season ticket. That was before season tickets became totally silly money though!
Oct 16th 2011, 12:39 pm
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Never really understood the glory hunting/no history/money gripes from many other fans, especially those from Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal fans, those teams consistently brought the best talent from the other English clubs and paid top money. All Chelsea did was exactly what they had been doing just quicker.
As for no history, formed in 1905 and still playing under there original name at there original home ground not to shabby. Chelsea would have been the first English club to play in the european cup after winning the league in 1955 but were denied by the FA.
As for band wagons, long way to go before we catch up with all the plastic MU or LFC fans
Oct 16th 2011, 11:51 pm
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Best manager ever
My niece has grown up into a mad keen Chelsea fan, leave the rest of the family bemused as to where it came from, but she is pretty dedicated. Not allowed to go to matches on her own yet (only just 16 and a very petite one at that) so she is hanging out for me being back home in April to take her to Stamford Bridge
My niece has grown up into a mad keen Chelsea fan, leave the rest of the family bemused as to where it came from, but she is pretty dedicated. Not allowed to go to matches on her own yet (only just 16 and a very petite one at that) so she is hanging out for me being back home in April to take her to Stamford Bridge
Oct 17th 2011, 1:29 am
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
THEY HAVE DEPARTED, WATCH OUT HONG KONG THEY ARE HEADING YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
breath out
breath out
Oct 17th 2011, 1:34 am
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Well survived that step daughter in law..... Now... David jones have a clinique offer, i feel you deserve a treat....
Oct 17th 2011, 1:37 am
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
sounds like a plan..... off to bed now, back to work tomorrow and I am flucked!!
Oct 17th 2011, 1:41 am
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