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Will you come and visit me in prison......
when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!
Come on, someone out there must love me!!!! |
Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 9674972)
when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!
Come on, someone out there must love me!!!! |
Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by newjersey
(Post 9674980)
I thought this post has already been taken by someone I know, but now I am not so sure :rofl::rofl:
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 9674989)
No seriously, I forgot to add fat and greedy to the list of qualities! 3 more sleeps till she is the problem of Hong Kong for 3 nights before she f**ks off back to Blighty!!!! Nobody else can have such a leech in their family!!
only 2 more sleeps to go:D |
Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 9674989)
No seriously, I forgot to add fat and greedy to the list of qualities! 3 more sleeps till she is the problem of Hong Kong for 3 nights before she f**ks off back to Blighty!!!! Nobody else can have such a leech in their family!!
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Awwww.....at least your time with her is shortening by the second.
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Oh dear!
Sending big hugs C. And I'll bake you a cake and put a file in it if you end up in prison :D |
Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 9674989)
No seriously, I forgot to add fat and greedy to the list of qualities! 3 more sleeps till she is the problem of Hong Kong for 3 nights before she f**ks off back to Blighty!!!! Nobody else can have such a leech in their family!!
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 9674972)
when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!
Come on, someone out there must love me!!!! |
Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 9674972)
when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!
Come on, someone out there must love me!!!! |
Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by General Tojo
(Post 9675514)
I bet she's a Liverpool FC fan as well.
Thanks for good wishes all, at least I know I may have visitors :) |
Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
As a southerner, I'd still visit, even though you slag off my "tribe".
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by carolinephillips
(Post 9675724)
As a southerner, I'd still visit, even though you slag off my "tribe".
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Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
oMFG.... Your dad married a chelsea supporter?
Not only will I come and visit but I will pay for your defence and Tirelessly campaign for your release on humanitarian grounds.... I'll arrange a sit in, a candlelit vigil outside an embassy and storm parliament.... I trust you'lldo the same for me when mIL comes this xmas? |
Re: Will you come and visit me in prison......
Originally Posted by carolinephillips
(Post 9675724)
As a southerner, I'd still visit, even though you slag off my "tribe".
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