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Old Oct 14th 2011 | 4:17 am
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when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!


Come on, someone out there must love me!!!!
 
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Originally Posted by northernbird
when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!


Come on, someone out there must love me!!!!
I thought this post has already been taken by someone I know, but now I am not so sure
 
Old Oct 14th 2011 | 4:21 am
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Originally Posted by newjersey
I thought this post has already been taken by someone I know, but now I am not so sure
No seriously, I forgot to add fat and greedy to the list of qualities! 3 more sleeps till she is the problem of Hong Kong for 3 nights before she f**ks off back to Blighty!!!! Nobody else can have such a leech in their family!!
 
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Originally Posted by northernbird
No seriously, I forgot to add fat and greedy to the list of qualities! 3 more sleeps till she is the problem of Hong Kong for 3 nights before she f**ks off back to Blighty!!!! Nobody else can have such a leech in their family!!
ahhhh families God love em

only 2 more sleeps to go
 
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Originally Posted by northernbird
No seriously, I forgot to add fat and greedy to the list of qualities! 3 more sleeps till she is the problem of Hong Kong for 3 nights before she f**ks off back to Blighty!!!! Nobody else can have such a leech in their family!!
ah, it's becoming very simple choice. F off someplace for two days to celebrate, come back after she is gone. Say something like, hold this thought, I will be back in a sec, and drive off with a screech.
 
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Awwww.....at least your time with her is shortening by the second.
 
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Oh dear!
Sending big hugs C. And I'll bake you a cake and put a file in it if you end up in prison
 
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Originally Posted by northernbird
No seriously, I forgot to add fat and greedy to the list of qualities! 3 more sleeps till she is the problem of Hong Kong for 3 nights before she f**ks off back to Blighty!!!! Nobody else can have such a leech in their family!!
I bet she's a Liverpool FC fan as well.
 
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Originally Posted by northernbird
when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!


Come on, someone out there must love me!!!!
A few glasses of wine,deep breath and tell the bitch how you feel,just get on with it,you will feel so much better
 
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Originally Posted by northernbird
when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!


Come on, someone out there must love me!!!!
No,but she might.
 
Old Oct 14th 2011 | 12:30 pm
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Originally Posted by General Tojo
I bet she's a Liverpool FC fan as well.
Nah, worse than that. Chelsea! Can't believe my Dad married a friggin southerner

Thanks for good wishes all, at least I know I may have visitors
 
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As a southerner, I'd still visit, even though you slag off my "tribe".
 
Old Oct 14th 2011 | 12:48 pm
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
As a southerner, I'd still visit, even though you slag off my "tribe".
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Old Oct 14th 2011 | 1:03 pm
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oMFG.... Your dad married a chelsea supporter?

Not only will I come and visit but I will pay for your defence and Tirelessly campaign for your release on humanitarian grounds....

I'll arrange a sit in, a candlelit vigil outside an embassy and storm parliament....




I trust you'lldo the same for me when mIL comes this xmas?
 
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
As a southerner, I'd still visit, even though you slag off my "tribe".
Ah come on.... Cut the girl some slack..... If the only southerner she's ever met is a chelsea supporter do you wonder why she thinks about us all the way she does?????.
 


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