Will you come and visit me in prison......
#1
when I kill my frickin step mother who is the most lazy, ungrateful, self-opinionated bitch on the planet!!!!
Come on, someone out there must love me!!!!
Come on, someone out there must love me!!!!
#3
No seriously, I forgot to add fat and greedy to the list of qualities! 3 more sleeps till she is the problem of Hong Kong for 3 nights before she f**ks off back to Blighty!!!! Nobody else can have such a leech in their family!!
#4

only 2 more sleeps to go
#5
#6
Awwww.....at least your time with her is shortening by the second.
#7
Oh dear!
Sending big hugs C. And I'll bake you a cake and put a file in it if you end up in prison
Sending big hugs C. And I'll bake you a cake and put a file in it if you end up in prison
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#12
As a southerner, I'd still visit, even though you slag off my "tribe".
#14
oMFG.... Your dad married a chelsea supporter?
Not only will I come and visit but I will pay for your defence and Tirelessly campaign for your release on humanitarian grounds....
I'll arrange a sit in, a candlelit vigil outside an embassy and storm parliament....
I trust you'lldo the same for me when mIL comes this xmas?
Not only will I come and visit but I will pay for your defence and Tirelessly campaign for your release on humanitarian grounds....
I'll arrange a sit in, a candlelit vigil outside an embassy and storm parliament....
I trust you'lldo the same for me when mIL comes this xmas?








