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Bernieboy Jan 19th 2008 12:28 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5809886)
give him a few more drinks an get him to join BB:sneaky::rofl:

Hey this is my show and im not THAT kind of male nurse:ohmy:

I'll just sort the music out and you girls can pull up get yourselves seated.But remember no free touchy feelies,dont forget those dollar bills:cool:

Mumfords Jan 19th 2008 12:28 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5809895)
i did that in a jacuzzi once when i was younger. bloody bloke of mine didnt tell me other people had got in too!:o

i could have killed him when i turned around and there were 3 other bllokes looking at me with interest:rofl:


didnt he tell you it was a swingers party then.......:rofl:

asher Jan 19th 2008 12:29 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5809895)
i did that in a jacuzzi once when i was younger. bloody bloke of mine didnt tell me other people had got in too!:o

i could have killed him when i turned around and there were 3 other bllokes looking at me with interest:rofl:

OMG

how embarrasing!

how did you handle that:blink:

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:32 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5809915)
OMG

how embarrasing!

how did you handle that:blink:

just calmly walked out and never went back there again.:rofl: wernt as bad as the time his mum caught us at it while we were supposed to be babysitting.:o:rofl::rofl:

i was mortified and he thought it was funny as hell:rofl:

asher Jan 19th 2008 12:32 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 5809905)
Hey this is my show and im not THAT kind of male nurse:ohmy:

I'll just sort the music out and you girls can pull up get yourselves seated.But remember no free touchy feelies,dont forget those dollar bills:cool:

Hmm most male nurses i know are right little lotharios! never thought you were gay just thought you might like another bloke to join the lineup

no dollar bills mate you are earning your pints, we have the score cards ready though:rofl:

Sally Simpson Jan 19th 2008 12:32 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Mumfords (Post 5809891)
no complaints yet:eek:

:rofl:


Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5809895)
i did that in a jacuzzi once when i was younger. bloody bloke of mine didnt tell me other people had got in too!:o

i could have killed him when i turned around and there were 3 other bllokes looking at me with interest:rofl:

:eek:


Originally Posted by asher (Post 5809915)
OMG

how embarrasing!

how did you handle that:blink:

Hand or mouth?;):lol:


Am laughing out loud & 8yo son wants to know what's so funny!:D

Bernieboy Jan 19th 2008 12:33 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5809915)
OMG

how embarrasing!

how did you handle that:blink:

Well i've seen the dvd and very good it is too,how she holds her breath for soooooo long i'll never know:rofl:

Sally Simpson Jan 19th 2008 12:33 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 5809905)
Hey this is my show and im not THAT kind of male nurse:ohmy:

I'll just sort the music out and you girls can pull up get yourselves seated.But remember no free touchy feelies,dont forget those dollar bills:cool:

Hey, everythings free in this bar BB, didn't you know that?;)

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:35 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 5809938)
Well i've seen the dvd and very good it is too,how she holds her breath for soooooo long i'll never know:rofl:


Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5809934)
:rofl:



:eek:



Hand or mouth?;):lol:


Am laughing out loud & 8yo son wants to know what's so funny!:D

pmsl

asher Jan 19th 2008 12:36 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5809934)
:rofl:



:eek:



Hand or mouth?;):lol:


Am laughing out loud & 8yo son wants to know what's so funny!:D

better tell him about the birds and bees soon!

asher Jan 19th 2008 12:37 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 5809938)
Well i've seen the dvd and very good it is too,how she holds her breath for soooooo long i'll never know:rofl:

she had a secret snorkle:sneaky:

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:37 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5809946)
better tell him about the birds and bees soon!

funny you should say that.

my 7 yr old came up her dad a few days ago and asked:

"why do boys have a willy and girls have a hole?" he wasnt sure how to answer that and told her to ask me.

she hasnt yet. thank god!

Bernieboy Jan 19th 2008 12:39 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5809939)
Hey, everythings free in this bar BB, didn't you know that?;)

If ya aint got the dough ya dont see the show,do you take me to be a cheap male fluesy:mad:

asher Jan 19th 2008 12:39 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5809953)
funny you should say that.

my 7 yr old came up her dad a few days ago and asked:

"why do boys have a willy and girls have a hole?" he wasnt sure how to answer that and told her to ask me.

she hasnt yet. thank god!

she probably knows the answer already and was just trying to embarrass her dad!

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:40 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 5809954)
If ya aint got the dough ya dont see the show,do you take me to be a cheap male fluesy:mad:

yes. now get on with it.;)

strip, strip, strip!!


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