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Sally Simpson Jan 19th 2008 12:40 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5809951)
she had a secret snorkle:sneaky:

She's quite the little trollop obviously!;):lol:

Hey BB, don't you have any se*y colleagues that could join you on stage.
Doctors maybe? Great targets for ritual abuse!:thumbsup:

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:40 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5809956)
she probably knows the answer already and was just trying to embarrass her dad!

it worked:rofl:

asher Jan 19th 2008 12:40 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 5809954)
If ya aint got the dough ya dont see the show,do you take me to be a cheap male fluesy:mad:

no we know you are a hussy:rofl:

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:41 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5809960)
She's quite the little trollop obviously!;):lol:

Hey BB, don't you have any se*y colleagues that could join you on stage.
Doctors maybe? Great targets for ritual abuse!:thumbsup:

oi! who you calling a trollop you hussy?

curly Jan 19th 2008 12:43 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 
Seems like fun in here tonight ;) Hi all :)

asher Jan 19th 2008 12:43 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5809964)
oi! who you calling a trollop you hussy?

ooh cat fight!!

hold on while i get the pizza and a comfy chair:rofl:

Bernieboy Jan 19th 2008 12:44 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5809953)
funny you should say that.

my 7 yr old came up her dad a few days ago and asked:

"why do boys have a willy and girls have a hole?" he wasnt sure how to answer that and told her to ask me.

she hasnt yet. thank god!

Mum and da just finished making love so dad leaves bedroom to go to bathroom with condom still attached.Meets 5 year old daughter on way and she looks at him up an down and says 'daddy what are you doing' He goes very red and mumbles 'Im aaaa mmmmm looking for a mouse' She replies 'why what you going to do,shag it':eek:

asher Jan 19th 2008 12:45 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by curly (Post 5809972)
Seems like fun in here tonight ;) Hi all :)

Hiya sweetie

champagne in a bucket and BB gonna do the full monty after Sal and Sheff have has a fight

nah quiet night:rofl:

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:45 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by curly (Post 5809972)
Seems like fun in here tonight ;) Hi all :)

hello darlin

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:45 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 5809978)
Mum and da just finished making love so dad leaves bedroom to go to bathroom with condom still attached.Meets 5 year old daughter on way and she looks at him up an down and says 'daddy what are you doing' He goes very red and mumbles 'Im aaaa mmmmm looking for a mouse' She replies 'why what you going to do,shag it':eek:

:rofl::thumbsup:

curly Jan 19th 2008 12:49 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5809985)
Hiya sweetie

champagne in a bucket and BB gonna do the full monty after Sal and Sheff have has a fight

nah quiet night:rofl:


Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5809986)
hello darlin

:rofl: just like old times then :thumbsup:

Sally Simpson Jan 19th 2008 12:49 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 5809954)
If ya aint got the dough ya dont see the show,do you take me to be a cheap male fluesy:mad:

Eerrr, yes! We all know what nurses are like!;):rofl:


Originally Posted by Sheff_Sparky (Post 5809964)
oi! who you calling a trollop you hussy?

If the cap fits!:p

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:49 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by curly (Post 5810000)
:rofl: just like old times then :thumbsup:

of course

Sheff_Sparky Jan 19th 2008 12:50 am

Re: the whinging pom , bars open
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 5810003)
Eerrr, yes! We all know what nurses are like!;):rofl:



If the cap fits!:p

dont wear them! so there:p

anyway, it takes one to know one

Sally Simpson Jan 19th 2008 12:50 am

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Hey Curly! Long time no see! You here for the show?


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