Scott

bye

Clippy

I'm still here..but not for long..not on my puter

Clippy

I'm a bit drunk

didn't like the food...so just drank instead

Clippy

hmmm seems I'm drinking alone...

ah well all the more for me..pass me another bottle of red..oh there's no-one here

I'll lean over and get one then...good job I'm tall

Clippy

Can I have a corkscrew please?

oh there's that on the own thing again...*stretches over bar and grabs corkscrew*

*wanders off to look at jukebox*

Clippy

*flicks through juke box*

*grabs some change from pocket*

*throws away the paperclip and bit of tissue*

*selects....on call..kings of leon..turns it up very loud*

*wonders why she's talking to herself in a pretend bar and books herself in the doctors*

Clippy

hmmm is everyone at a party?

maybe you're all upstairs......

Clippy

maybe they are..but the door is locked..time to go home then maybe....

(and don't forget to book that docs appointment you fruitcake)

Scott

hi

Scott

wanna quid ? rack em up

Clippy

yay I'm on borrowed time but will milk it as long as I can

What's the quid for? juke box? What you want on?

Scott

start off with Joan Jett , always good

Clippy

oooh cool...ey up I'm closing an eye to see..that's bad eh..maybe...not so much more wine for me...

ah sod it..get some shooters

Scott

not in to guns

Clippy

heck..time to go

taters