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ghost rider Apr 3rd 2008 9:05 pm

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by SW3105 (Post 6155350)
My worst present. An acre of the moon. Cos I'm ever going to get there. Do I really own that acre?

My best present was the one which didn't cost a penny (well, actually it's costing a fortune) that's my precious little princess!

an acre of the moon eh.
i would watch he dont have plans to show you it up close, is there a patio on your bit lol

Sheff_Sparky Apr 3rd 2008 9:33 pm

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au (Post 6156907)
The only downside to the John Cleese is, he doesnt say the street names.

Bloody good fun anyway !!

we've got Ozzy Ozbourne, it's bloody funny when you dont do what it wants you to.

Fly Away Apr 3rd 2008 10:02 pm

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 6156278)
I want a sat nav! I would like a Tomtom thingy so I can have John Cleese direct me around Sydney. I'm a bit scared of driving in Sydney and would dearly love someone to just tell me where to go.... ( ;) )
I currently spend hours looking at the street directory and online maps, then brave it. I'm terrified but hey, Eleanor Roosavelt said to do one thing that scares you every day... Driving in Syd is mine...
The rest is child's play in comparison.:thumbup:

LOL, it was a TomTom he bought me. I have used it twice in 2 years... He bought it because HE wanted one. So HE uses it all the time.:curse: That's why it was a crap present. If we ever get to Oz, I'm sure it will come into it's own..... Although the fact that there is no volume control on the casing is a problem. It is too tricky to navigate through all the screens to turn it up or down whilst you are driving.:thumbdown:

jerzo Apr 4th 2008 12:15 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 
My worst ever present..Hmmm..I don't get any :( (Poor,poor me!!;)) I do get stuff but usually not on the day ( Birthday,Christmas etc...)

But last Christmas I popped to see my cousin and asked the usual "so what did you get??" she showed me what her 17 yr old son had bought her..........A shower curtain :eek: !!!! Theres no hope for him ,along with 99% of the male gift buyers out there is there :lol:

WelshSarah Apr 4th 2008 1:57 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 
My mother ALWAYS buys me size 7 slippers.....

IM A SIZE 9 WOMAN!!!:eek::eek:

jerzo Apr 4th 2008 2:13 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by justsarah (Post 6158715)
My mother ALWAYS buys me size 7 slippers.....

IM A SIZE 9 WOMAN!!!:eek::eek:

They are big feet Sarah!!!:lol:

She would have to go to the mens' section for size 9s!!;)

nanny2six Apr 4th 2008 4:02 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by ghost rider (Post 6155181)
i once bought my wife a washing machine,
she said what the f--k do you call this, a present should be personal, so i said ok i wont use it.
ever tasted cold fish and chips, covered in vinegar dragged around the garden by the cat,
i learnt a lesson,

next time get the powder to go in it. lol

WHAT you got fish and chip:rofl:your wife must be a saint:rofl:

ghost rider Apr 4th 2008 4:15 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by nanny2six (Post 6159264)
WHAT you got fish and chip:rofl:your wife must be a saint:rofl:

yeah she needs to be, :rofl:
as for the fish and chips, the cat got them first :rofl::rofl:

Fenton Beasley Apr 4th 2008 6:05 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by justsarah (Post 6150352)
I just thought of this while posting on the 'Ironing' Thread....

My husband bought me and IRON for Christmas one year!!

My friend had an MOT done on her car off her parents for her birthday once too!!

What was your worst pressie ever......

A turd in a cup

jerzo Apr 4th 2008 6:43 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by Fenton Beasley (Post 6159656)
A turd in a cup

Hmm...they must have known you well:sneaky:

tawkins1 Apr 4th 2008 7:02 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 
Last year my OH asked if I wanted him to buy me a new clipper cos the one I had kept pulling his hair when I cut it! :eek:

nanny2six Apr 4th 2008 9:00 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by tawkins1 (Post 6159861)
Last year my OH asked if I wanted him to buy me a new clipper cos the one I had kept pulling his hair when I cut it! :eek:

the worst prezzy i got was a wedding ring:rofl:Dont tell OH:rofl::rofl:

midds Apr 4th 2008 9:02 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 
My worst prezzy was from my MIL. which was a bright red lipstick with matching tights - I live in jeans for gods sake- if I'd gone out wearing them I wouldnt have got passed the corner, although I would have made a few quid :thumbsup:

WelshSarah Apr 4th 2008 11:40 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by jerzo (Post 6158785)
They are big feet Sarah!!!:lol:

She would have to go to the mens' section for size 9s!!;)

I can get away with a 8 sometimes!!!:lol:

TiddlyPom Apr 4th 2008 11:49 am

Re: What was your worst ever present!!!
 

Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au (Post 6156907)
The only downside to the John Cleese is, he doesnt say the street names.

Bloody good fun anyway !!

Just as long as he says 'turn left here' or whatever, I don't care....I just want to get to the beach... :teeth_smile:


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