What should I do?
Feb 7th 2011, 7:11 pm
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What should I do?
Dear Wife is in Perth this week on business. So I got her shopping list she wrote out before she left and went to Coles and bought the groceries. I've come home and unpacked them. I've put the meat and veg all neatly on the counter next to the stove.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
Last edited by Alfresco; Feb 7th 2011 at 7:24 pm.
Feb 7th 2011, 7:15 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Do they still do cheap Tuesdays at Dominos???
Feb 7th 2011, 7:35 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Dear Wife is in Perth this week on business. So I got her shopping list she wrote out before she left and went to Coles and bought the groceries. I've come home and unpacked them. I've put the meat and veg all neatly on the counter next to the stove.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
Feb 7th 2011, 7:35 pm
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Feb 7th 2011, 7:36 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Dear Wife is in Perth this week on business. So I got her shopping list she wrote out before she left and went to Coles and bought the groceries. I've come home and unpacked them. I've put the meat and veg all neatly on the counter next to the stove.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
Feb 7th 2011, 7:40 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Feb 7th 2011, 7:41 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Dear Wife is in Perth this week on business. So I got her shopping list she wrote out before she left and went to Coles and bought the groceries. I've come home and unpacked them. I've put the meat and veg all neatly on the counter next to the stove.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
Feb 7th 2011, 8:13 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Just do an impersonation of your missus.....glare at the food.
Not too long though or you'll burn it.
Not too long though or you'll burn it.
Feb 7th 2011, 8:24 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Call up your better half and ask how to cook. If she hangs up, then let's think of plan B. 
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Feb 7th 2011, 8:29 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Dear Wife is in Perth this week on business. So I got her shopping list she wrote out before she left and went to Coles and bought the groceries. I've come home and unpacked them. I've put the meat and veg all neatly on the counter next to the stove.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
I then went to the bar fridge, as I do, and am sitting outside drinking a beer.
I've been here 5 minutes and had a look, but the food is not cooking for some reason.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
She'll be round quicker than you can say "thanks for the lasagne, now bend over b......"
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Feb 7th 2011, 8:46 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Ring her best friend in tears and proceed to tell her how your wife has just left you for another man after she found out about your terminal illness.
She'll be round quicker than you can say "thanks for the lasagne, now bend over b......"
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She'll be round quicker than you can say "thanks for the lasagne, now bend over b......"
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I like them all. Very creative!!!
It is cooking by the way.
Feb 7th 2011, 8:52 pm
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Feb 7th 2011, 10:08 pm
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Feb 7th 2011, 10:10 pm
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Re: What should I do?
Can anyone smell burning ????
