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What do you get in trouble for ?

Old Jul 13th 2017, 10:18 pm
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Default What do you get in trouble for ?

Just recently my missus has started cracking the shits over silly stuff like this..

'I am going to stop buying biscuits, because when ever I get them somebody always eat them' . Another favourite is I didn't buy a new rug just so that you can sit on it' . Another common one is 'why are you wearing that nice short I bought you?'

So what do you get in trouble for ?
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Old Jul 13th 2017, 10:55 pm
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Default Re: What do you get in trouble for ?

Originally Posted by spuddyo View Post
Just recently my missus has started cracking the shits over silly stuff like this..

'I am going to stop buying biscuits, because when ever I get them somebody always eat them' . Another favourite is I didn't buy a new rug just so that you can sit on it' . Another common one is 'why are you wearing that nice short I bought you?'

So what do you get in trouble for ?
I can see the sense behind every one of those things your wife says!

Me, I don't get into trouble for anything. Scouse is the most laid back person.
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Old Jul 13th 2017, 11:50 pm
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Being too vocal. I get wound up and tend to speak my mind a little too passionately sometimes.
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Default Re: What do you get in trouble for ?

My wife goes loopy over my Home Theatre computer and it's array of harddrives, amps, remote controls and speakers. Gets even worse when Kodi plays up.

Sometimes women just don't have any appreciation of ones technological prowess and the time and effort that goes into creating these magnificent manifestations of world wide current media hardware slap bang in ones lounge room....

I've half an idea that it's something to do with the remote controls.
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Old Jul 14th 2017, 2:11 am
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Wiping my dick on the curtains.

They aren't even our curtains, I don't know why it winds her up.
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Old Jul 14th 2017, 4:32 am
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Wiping my dick on the curtains.

They aren't even our curtains, I don't know why it winds her up.
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Old Jul 14th 2017, 6:36 am
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Curtains : especially if they belong to the local vicar ...

For me : perhaps forgetting the bins
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Old Jul 14th 2017, 9:31 am
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Default Re: What do you get in trouble for ?

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle View Post
My wife goes loopy over my Home Theatre computer and it's array of harddrives, amps, remote controls and speakers. Gets even worse when Kodi plays up.

Sometimes women just don't have any appreciation of ones technological prowess and the time and effort that goes into creating these magnificent manifestations of world wide current media hardware slap bang in ones lounge room....

I've half an idea that it's something to do with the remote controls.
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Wiping my dick on the curtains.

They aren't even our curtains, I don't know why it winds her up.
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Old Jul 14th 2017, 10:32 am
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Originally Posted by DeadVim View Post
Wiping my dick on the curtains.

They aren't even our curtains, I don't know why it winds her up.
Beef???
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Old Jul 14th 2017, 6:39 pm
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I thank god every day that I am single because I can do what the hell I like without upsetting anyone!!
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Old Jul 15th 2017, 12:34 pm
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I thank god every day that I am single because I can do what the hell I like without upsetting anyone!!
How are your curtains?
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Default Re: What do you get in trouble for ?

Sorting out the husband's laptop. He asks for help and then gets really bloody grumpy when I fix it.

Stealing his half of the duvet even when I haven't and he's just lying on top of the damn thing.
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Old Jul 15th 2017, 3:43 pm
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Asking questions, and getting an answer that doesn't answer the question as asked!
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Old Jul 15th 2017, 3:57 pm
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Asking questions, and getting an answer that doesn't answer the question as asked!
You must have been asking a politician then.
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