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Dorothy Feb 17th 2014 8:07 pm

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Originally Posted by berserk (Post 11134998)
family forum?

i can tell you that's not true! :p

Just google "girthy 10 inch manhood" and I'm sure you'll find something to your liking.

berserk Feb 17th 2014 8:31 pm

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no thanks.

fish.01 Feb 17th 2014 9:55 pm

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My mum had this happen a few times on her street. If it's any help the police told her they had noticed it was the pentecostal churches in her area that attracted those types. :unsure: Might be time to talk to the local pastor ;)

berserk Feb 17th 2014 10:14 pm

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the crime is?
illegal display of manhood?

BadgeIsBack Feb 17th 2014 10:31 pm

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Originally Posted by berserk (Post 11135106)
the crime is?
illegal display of manhood?

Owning a white fluffy dressing gown....

Dorothy Feb 17th 2014 11:34 pm

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Originally Posted by berserk (Post 11135106)
the crime is?
illegal display of manhood?

Man waxing.

berserk Feb 17th 2014 11:49 pm

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not all men are hairy u know

Bernieboy Feb 18th 2014 5:15 am

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 11134614)
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.

DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!

My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??

Ooops sorry about that,couldn't remember what house i was staying in:o:o

berserk Feb 18th 2014 6:17 am

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 11135701)
Ooops sorry about that,couldn't remember what house i was staying in:o:o

But you're a woman.

Bernieboy Feb 18th 2014 6:23 am

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Originally Posted by berserk (Post 11135789)
But you're a woman.

Only when i'm being dumb:ohmy::scarper:

berserk Feb 18th 2014 7:20 am

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Rubs the lotion on its skin

Molly Coddle Feb 18th 2014 7:39 am

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 11134614)
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.

DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!

My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??

I think he was doing something with somebody who he shouldn't of been doing it with. The husbands unexpectedly come home and he's had to....:scarper:

BEVS Feb 18th 2014 9:35 am

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 11134627)
Our own road, but he was not a familiar face.

'Fess up. It was not his face you were looking at. :sneaky:

BEVS Feb 18th 2014 9:36 am

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Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 11134877)
I'm pretty sure his face isn't what you were looking at. :eek:

Rats. I just went and said that again. :lol:

carolinephillips Feb 18th 2014 12:25 pm

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Originally Posted by BEVS (Post 11136134)
Rats. I just went and said that again. :lol:

Yes, but it is probably what a lot of people are thinking. I DID look at his face, until I was somewhat distracted by the appendage.


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