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Old Feb 17th 2014 | 11:47 am
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DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.

DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!

My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
 
Old Feb 17th 2014 | 11:52 am
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.

DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!

My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
No idea - what road were you on
 
Old Feb 17th 2014 | 11:53 am
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Our own road, but he was not a familiar face.
 
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Our own road, but he was not a familiar face.
I'll be round for a visit tomorrow then - 1045 you reckon
 
Old Feb 17th 2014 | 11:56 am
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I'll be round for a visit tomorrow then - 1045 you reckon
He was quite an athletic build.
 
Old Feb 17th 2014 | 12:57 pm
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It's kind of funny... but I can imagine it must have been quite shocking for you and your daughter.

It's a shame you didn't get his rego number as what he did was illegal.

Any man who depilates should be arrested imo.
 
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I live in a small U shaped apartment block.

I was walking through the hallway...about lunchtime Sunday when I saw a girl walk up and approach the main doorway of the other half of the block. Hadn't seen here before and expected her to ring the buzzer. But no, she squats down, probably wasn't wearing any knickers, then proceeded to take a giant leak on the steps of the front door!

And people wonder why we're selling!

I raced out onto the balcony to give her an earful but she was fairly typical of the drug addled zombies that roam the streets...she couldn't care less, just told me it was a 'free leak'!

Caroline's story is better though...so how enormous is enormous!??
 
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.

DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!

My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??
She's nearly 19 isn't she? Even without having had a boyfriend I can't imagine she's not seen an erection before, surely?

Probably did it for a bet.
 
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
She's nearly 19 isn't she? Even without having had a boyfriend I can't imagine she's not seen an erection before, surely?

Probably did it for a bet.
No, I don't think she has seen one in real life, (though I did force her to watch medical programmes,) and she is only just turned a very naive 18.

And enormous, (for BCworld,)at a rough guestimate was about 10 inches with a very thick girth.

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And enormous, (for BCworld,)at a rough guestimate was about 10 inches with a very thick girth.

Well, why not show it off then
 
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
No, I don't think she has seen one in real life, (though I did force her to watch medical programmes,) and she is only just turned a very naive 18.

And enormous, (for BCworld,)at a rough guestimate was about 10 inches with a very thick girth.
 
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
No, I don't think she has seen one in real life, (though I did force her to watch medical programmes,) and she is only just turned a very naive 18.

And enormous, (for BCworld,)at a rough guestimate was about 10 inches with a very thick girth.
LOL...I expect Comm....sorry berserk to comment shortly!
 
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Originally Posted by carolinephillips
No, I don't think she has seen one in real life, (though I did force her to watch medical programmes,) and she is only just turned a very naive 18.

And enormous, (for BCworld,)at a rough guestimate was about 10 inches with a very thick girth.
10:45 huh??
 
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10:45 huh??
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to have that thought

Caroline had better get the cakes in
 
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I'm glad I wasn't the only one to have that thought

Caroline had better get the cakes in
Sounds like a coca cola moment, lol.





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