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old.sparkles

Feb 17th 2014 2:57 pm

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Originally Posted by Siouxie (Post 11134794)

Sounds like a coca cola moment, lol.

:p

:rofl:

scottishcelts

Feb 17th 2014 3:07 pm

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 11134614)

DD and I were out delivering leaflets in our quiet suburban area, when strolling around the corner came a young man. He wore only a white fluffy bathrobe which was open at the front. He was waxed and had an enormous erection!!(Hard not to see that) Not what you expect to see at 10.45 am in a quiet street. We walked round the corner into the road he had just come out of, and we think he came back and got into a blue P-plate car, turned it round really slowly and drove off.

DD took it quite well- no screaming. We had a chat about it as we continued the round, but for an 18 year old girl who hasn't had a boyfriend it was quite an eyefull!

My question is why?? Was he high, sleepwalking or still drunk??

Just came out his appointment from someone's home waxing/beauty salon business? Why he wouldn't have put his clothes back on though before getting in the car is beyond me, so no idea about the robe although I'm guessing he was high.

No phone pics? :D

jad n rich

Feb 17th 2014 3:57 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 11134812)

I am going for budget porn movie star, just nipping up to the bakery for morning tea.

bcworld

Feb 17th 2014 4:01 pm

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Well as described, I'm sure the guy is quite popular! I'm going for a naughty 70s carry on type scenario!

Disturbed by unexpected arrival home of someone's husband, grabbed bathrobe and legged it. Unable to subdue trouser snake, possibly due to Viagra consumption.

Siouxie

Feb 17th 2014 4:04 pm

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Originally Posted by bcworld (Post 11134846)

That works for me!

:rofl:

Dorothy

Feb 17th 2014 4:39 pm

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 11134696)

And enormous, (for BCworld,)at a rough guestimate was about 10 inches with a very thick girth.

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Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 11134627)

Our own road, but he was not a familiar face.

I'm pretty sure his face isn't what you were looking at. :eek:

jad n rich

Feb 17th 2014 4:56 pm

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Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 11134877)

I'm pretty sure his face isn't what you were looking at. :eek:

Police line up would be interesting in this situation.

carolinephillips

Feb 17th 2014 4:58 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 11134812)

I had no phone on me- I don't use it much anyway, and it is just a basic one.
The car was around the corner he had just appeared from, so he walked past us, and about a minute later we noticed he'd come back behind us and got into the car.
He definitely looked zoned out- just strolling casually all exposed like that- no shoes, though that is relatively normal, no eye contact (just as well as he passed close by DD who had stepped off the nature strip and into the road), no reaction whatsoever.

scottishcelts

Feb 17th 2014 4:59 pm

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Originally Posted by bcworld (Post 11134846)

:thumbsup::rofl:

berserk

Feb 17th 2014 5:22 pm

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Well thats scary. A monster cock. :eek:

brissybee

Feb 17th 2014 7:22 pm

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I had a chuckle about this with someone today...

They suggested the scenario might have been destined for Youtube!

berserk

Feb 17th 2014 7:41 pm

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Any links?

Dorothy

Feb 17th 2014 7:56 pm

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Originally Posted by berserk (Post 11134983)

Any links?

To a girthy 10" penis? There are loads out there but this is a family forum.

berserk

Feb 17th 2014 8:00 pm

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family forum?

i can tell you that's not true! :p

moneypenny20

Feb 17th 2014 8:02 pm

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Originally Posted by berserk (Post 11134998)

family forum?

i can tell you that's not true! :p

I'm a tad confused as to why you'd be asking for links. I'm fairly sure you have a good list on your bookmarks.

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