phew there you go now i need a drink

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?

Don't know ?

a naval


Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breath through something so small?"


Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

You're going to have to tell me....I'm slow tonight

so is this forum it's taken me 15 mins to get into this thread


A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman


i'll leave it at that as i'm off out - see you tomorrow

It's like a snail - rubbish site

Hello everyone. Im back
Mandy

hello girl

where have you been
what have you been up to?

we've missed you
grab a stool and heres a glass of chardonnay for you

thanks Deb
Ive just been spending time with my hubby, visiting friends and doing stuff with out the kids
On Fri we sat in a coffee shop in Durham (looked to posh to go with kids) and watched people go by.
Sat night went for a lovley meal out with friends in Newcastle.
Sun went to ikea for no reason other to have a look round
Yesterday was a lazy bed and today been sorting the finer details of our trip.


That chardonnay is very welcome. Im waiting for a plasterer to call round with a quote (how exciting)
So how are you and whats the gossip?
Mandy

You mean you had a dirty weekend you little tyke.

the usual pish - as soapy would say - well not enough pish for him lately so I think we will have to come up with some pish threads just for him!

site is still very slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cas is better thanks to my dancing and joke telling today (ha ha - me thinks it has more to do with chicken soup)

I'm on some sort of bender and can't get off - feeling very happy at the moment - excitement I think along with the thought of leaving everyone behind.

and today is the first day that i've been able to sit down thanks to my spanking from Bix on Sat

Well yes since you put it that way the attic was terribly dusty and all them boxes that needed moving
Mandy