honestly no offence meant and i`m sure non taken

have a great time out and i hope that you get chatted up early on in the night whilst their all sober

personally i like it when the opposite sex flirt with you in bars etc boosts the old ego no end

don't be daft, I can take it and knew you were having a laugh

I need an ego booster every now and again - makes you feel good and not just someones mum (where's ZX - he makes me happy in the morning)

thats a milf then is it

well, depends on what you like

(my son is only 11 - so probably not!)

He was venturing into the health food shops for me this morning. Perhaps he didn't come back

they develope early now a days debra

and anyway they dont have to be your kids mates
they can be grown ups too

those funny scary places that only men in sandals and long white socks venture into

.opps

i wound my Mrs up
i asked her to get some mono sodium glutamate
for a Chinese dish i wanted to try
she asked me where she could get some so i directed her to our local health food shop
to say that they were less than pleased with my Mrs would be a bloody understatement
"people like you make selling healthy food bloody impossible" was one statement
my how i chuckled
dont worry though she always gets her own back

makes life more interesting

oh see how little I know

you rotter
hoped she laughed later

yeah of course she did
we work on the principle that what goes around comes around, do unto others etc

my gods
am i preaching

so did she get you back?

o yeah definatley i just carnt remember what she did

LOL

I still can't send karma, really don't know what's wrong

what are you up to this weekend