I'll have the other half of the bottle. No need to dilute it with anything

I keep telling him, you want me to look good well it costs .
Mandy

Go Wendy - straight rum!!!!

that's because they have no idea - most men don't even wear sunscreen on their face.



BARMAN I'm getting really thirsty here waiting for my cider

coming straight up

here you go

Joke time....


A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."

terrible go sit in the corner

Not unless I can have one of them lovely hats with a D on lke last time

do you want a large one wends

cheers

here you go take your pick

Definately prefer the large ones

do you think that Victoria would mind if we asked David to come and have a drink once the match finishes?

now your just been mucky