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Old Feb 4th 2011 | 10:19 am
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It's not recommended people, take it from me.
 
Old Feb 4th 2011 | 12:00 pm
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Default Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy

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It's not recommended people, take it from me.
mate are you on about if you take the end off the creepy crawly?
 
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Originally Posted by DeadVim
It's not recommended people, take it from me.

Vim old boy, its all wrong, you are front to back..........


We use our sex toy as a pool pump, take it up me!

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Old Feb 4th 2011 | 9:40 pm
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Default Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy

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mate are you on about if you take the end off the creepy crawly?
Take the end off?

I hadn't thought of that.

Originally Posted by Keith Moon
Vim old boy, its all wrong, you are front to back..........

We use our sex toy as a pool pump, take it up me!

Keithy
I shall recalibrate my perversions accordingly dear boy

Now, excuse me I am in middle of watching 'Lemmy', it's ace.
 
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Originally Posted by DeadVim
It's not recommended people, take it from me.
Mate, you really need to get to a sex shop, not a pool shop.......
 
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Originally Posted by DeadVim
It's not recommended people, take it from me.
No, I think I'll take a pass on taking it from you. But thanks for the offer.

And trust me Vim, if you do it right the pool filter jets really make a fabulous sex toy.
 
Old Feb 4th 2011 | 11:24 pm
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Mate, you really need to get to a sex shop, not a pool shop.......
The inflatables are a lot cheaper, I have grown quite attached to our crocodile.

Originally Posted by Dorothy
No, I think I'll take a pass on taking it from you. But thanks for the offer.

And trust me Vim, if you do it right the pool filter jets really make a fabulous sex toy.
YouTube it, I need instruction
 
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YouTube it, I need instruction
No tubes involved. Just jets of water.
 
Old Feb 4th 2011 | 11:48 pm
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Originally Posted by Dorothy
No tubes involved. Just jets of water.
Jets of water?! Christ, I aint Sting I need some kind of serious stimulation, maybe I'll break out my Anne Widdecombe calendar ...
 
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Originally Posted by DeadVim
Jets of water?! Christ, I aint Sting I need some kind of serious stimulation, maybe I'll break out my Anne Widdecombe calendar ...
A great Enema but.........MM
 

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