It's not recommended people, take it from me.

mate are you on about if you take the end off the creepy crawly?

Vim old boy, its all wrong, you are front to back..........


We use our sex toy as a pool pump, take it up me!

Keithy

Take the end off?

I hadn't thought of that.

I shall recalibrate my perversions accordingly dear boy

Now, excuse me I am in middle of watching 'Lemmy', it's ace.

Mate, you really need to get to a sex shop, not a pool shop.......

No, I think I'll take a pass on taking it from you. But thanks for the offer.

And trust me Vim, if you do it right the pool filter jets really make a fabulous sex toy.

The inflatables are a lot cheaper, I have grown quite attached to our crocodile.

YouTube it, I need instruction

No tubes involved. Just jets of water.

Jets of water?! Christ, I aint Sting I need some kind of serious stimulation, maybe I'll break out my Anne Widdecombe calendar ...

A great Enema but.........MM