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DeadVim Feb 4th 2011 10:19 am
Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
It's not recommended people, take it from me.

aston Feb 4th 2011 12:00 pm
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9153075)
It's not recommended people, take it from me.
mate are you on about if you take the end off the creepy crawly?:blink:

Keith Moon Feb 4th 2011 1:27 pm
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9153075)
It's not recommended people, take it from me.

Vim old boy, its all wrong, you are front to back..........


We use our sex toy as a pool pump, take it up me!

Keithy

DeadVim Feb 4th 2011 9:40 pm
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by aston (Post 9153214)
mate are you on about if you take the end off the creepy crawly?:blink:
Take the end off?

I hadn't thought of that.

Originally Posted by Keith Moon (Post 9153310)
Vim old boy, its all wrong, you are front to back..........

We use our sex toy as a pool pump, take it up me!

Keithy
I shall recalibrate my perversions accordingly dear boy :D

Now, excuse me I am in middle of watching 'Lemmy', it's ace.

The Bloke Feb 4th 2011 11:12 pm
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9153075)
It's not recommended people, take it from me.
Mate, you really need to get to a sex shop, not a pool shop.......:D

Dorothy Feb 4th 2011 11:18 pm
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9153075)
It's not recommended people, take it from me.
No, I think I'll take a pass on taking it from you. ;) But thanks for the offer.

And trust me Vim, if you do it right the pool filter jets really make a fabulous sex toy.

DeadVim Feb 4th 2011 11:24 pm
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by The Bloke (Post 9154000)
Mate, you really need to get to a sex shop, not a pool shop.......:D
The inflatables are a lot cheaper, I have grown quite attached to our crocodile.

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 9154008)
No, I think I'll take a pass on taking it from you. ;) But thanks for the offer.

And trust me Vim, if you do it right the pool filter jets really make a fabulous sex toy.
YouTube it, I need instruction :D

Dorothy Feb 4th 2011 11:39 pm
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9154017)
YouTube it, I need instruction :D
No tubes involved. Just jets of water.

DeadVim Feb 4th 2011 11:48 pm
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 9154039)
No tubes involved. Just jets of water.
Jets of water?! Christ, I aint Sting I need some kind of serious stimulation, maybe I'll break out my Anne Widdecombe calendar ...

mr mover Feb 5th 2011 12:49 am
Re: Using a Pool Pump As A Sex Toy
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9154053)
Jets of water?! Christ, I aint Sting I need some kind of serious stimulation, maybe I'll break out my Anne Widdecombe calendar ...
A great Enema but.........:rofl:MM


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