Un-******* Believeable...
May 31st 2011, 12:49 pm
#61
Rhino with a big horn!
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Re: Un-******* Believeable...
Or maybe that was ironic.
May 31st 2011, 12:50 pm
#62
Rhino with a big horn!
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Re: Un-******* Believeable...
There seems to be a good supply of mango chutney here. 
May 31st 2011, 1:38 pm
#64
Possum. Amiculum. Latrina
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May 31st 2011, 2:16 pm
#66
Possum. Amiculum. Latrina
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Re: Un-F***ing Believeable...
But how can we root out these imposters?
Proposed interrogation questions.
What looks more chic for a night on the town?
a) an Armani suit, white silk shirt, casual Church's brogues, pair of shades
b) a fully tattooed arm, singlet and Australian flag design board shorts, thongs, shell necklace
How would you describe your driving technique?
a) I drive my black porsche 911 courteously, letting in female drivers with a wink and stopping at traffic lights for pensioners.
b) I drive my furry diced ute at breakneck speed then sit on your back bumper for an hour before overtaking wildly and slowing to sunday driver pace.
Where would you take a lady for a dinner date?
a) Sizzler 'all you can eat' buffet. Starter or pudding. Not both. Then hump her in the back of the ute amid the dog saliva.
b) The top of the Eiffel Tower. Dom Perignon, quails eggs and smoked salmon under the stars.
This should do the trick.
Proposed interrogation questions.
What looks more chic for a night on the town?
a) an Armani suit, white silk shirt, casual Church's brogues, pair of shades
b) a fully tattooed arm, singlet and Australian flag design board shorts, thongs, shell necklace
How would you describe your driving technique?
a) I drive my black porsche 911 courteously, letting in female drivers with a wink and stopping at traffic lights for pensioners.
b) I drive my furry diced ute at breakneck speed then sit on your back bumper for an hour before overtaking wildly and slowing to sunday driver pace.
Where would you take a lady for a dinner date?
a) Sizzler 'all you can eat' buffet. Starter or pudding. Not both. Then hump her in the back of the ute amid the dog saliva.
b) The top of the Eiffel Tower. Dom Perignon, quails eggs and smoked salmon under the stars.
This should do the trick.
May 31st 2011, 2:21 pm
#67
your fair weather friend!
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 2,018
Re: Un-F***ing Believeable...
But how can we root out these imposters?
Proposed interrogation questions.
What looks more chic for a night on the town?
a) an Armani suit, white silk shirt, casual Church's brogues, pair of shades
b) a fully tattooed arm, singlet and Australian flag design board shorts, thongs, shell necklace
How would you describe your driving technique?
a) I drive my black porsche 911 courteously, letting in female drivers with a wink and stopping at traffic lights for pensioners.
b) I drive my furry diced ute at breakneck speed then sit on your back bumper for an hour before overtaking wildly and slowing to sunday driver pace.
Where would you take a lady for a dinner date?
a) Sizzler 'all you can eat' buffet. Starter or pudding. Not both. Then hump her in the back of the ute amid the dog saliva.
b) The top of the Eiffel Tower. Dom Perignon, quails eggs and smoked salmon under the stars.
This should do the trick.
Proposed interrogation questions.
What looks more chic for a night on the town?
a) an Armani suit, white silk shirt, casual Church's brogues, pair of shades
b) a fully tattooed arm, singlet and Australian flag design board shorts, thongs, shell necklace
How would you describe your driving technique?
a) I drive my black porsche 911 courteously, letting in female drivers with a wink and stopping at traffic lights for pensioners.
b) I drive my furry diced ute at breakneck speed then sit on your back bumper for an hour before overtaking wildly and slowing to sunday driver pace.
Where would you take a lady for a dinner date?
a) Sizzler 'all you can eat' buffet. Starter or pudding. Not both. Then hump her in the back of the ute amid the dog saliva.
b) The top of the Eiffel Tower. Dom Perignon, quails eggs and smoked salmon under the stars.
This should do the trick.
May 31st 2011, 2:52 pm
#68
Not allowed opinions.
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Sydney
Posts: 4,565
Re: Un-F***ing Believeable...
But how can we root out these imposters?
Proposed interrogation questions.
What looks more chic for a night on the town?
a) an Armani suit, white silk shirt, casual Church's brogues, pair of shades
b) a fully tattooed arm, singlet and Australian flag design board shorts, thongs, shell necklace
How would you describe your driving technique?
a) I drive my black porsche 911 courteously, letting in female drivers with a wink and stopping at traffic lights for pensioners.
b) I drive my furry diced ute at breakneck speed then sit on your back bumper for an hour before overtaking wildly and slowing to sunday driver pace.
Where would you take a lady for a dinner date?
a) Sizzler 'all you can eat' buffet. Starter or pudding. Not both. Then hump her in the back of the ute amid the dog saliva.
b) The top of the Eiffel Tower. Dom Perignon, quails eggs and smoked salmon under the stars.
This should do the trick.
Proposed interrogation questions.
What looks more chic for a night on the town?
a) an Armani suit, white silk shirt, casual Church's brogues, pair of shades
b) a fully tattooed arm, singlet and Australian flag design board shorts, thongs, shell necklace
How would you describe your driving technique?
a) I drive my black porsche 911 courteously, letting in female drivers with a wink and stopping at traffic lights for pensioners.
b) I drive my furry diced ute at breakneck speed then sit on your back bumper for an hour before overtaking wildly and slowing to sunday driver pace.
Where would you take a lady for a dinner date?
a) Sizzler 'all you can eat' buffet. Starter or pudding. Not both. Then hump her in the back of the ute amid the dog saliva.
b) The top of the Eiffel Tower. Dom Perignon, quails eggs and smoked salmon under the stars.
This should do the trick.
Ohhh dear.
Your grandfathers Anderson and Sheppard suit, retailored to fit. It shows breeding – you didn’t just win the lotto. None of this “instant money” cheap Italian rubbish.
NEVER a silk shirt. That is so “cheap Bangkok tailor”. A nice white Oxford from Harvie and Hudson will do nicely.
Churches brogues are passable, but I do notice you can buy them in the Strand arcade in Sydney.
Shades? Do we REALLY want to look like Mafioso loan sharks?
A Black 911 is so drug dealer it isn’t funny.
An older Rover P5 would be far better. Some class and style, whilst not being flashy and ostentatious.
The Eifel Tower is soooo touristy. You would be jostling army to arm with Americans. Le Cinq at the hotel will suffice, unless you pull a favour from a friend.
May 31st 2011, 2:57 pm
#69
your fair weather friend!
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 2,018
Re: Un-F***ing Believeable...
Ohhh dear.
Your grandfathers Anderson and Sheppard suit, retailored to fit. It shows breeding – you didn’t just win the lotto. None of this “instant money” cheap Italian rubbish.
NEVER a silk shirt. That is so “cheap Bangkok tailor”. A nice white Oxford from Harvie and Hudson will do nicely.
Churches brogues are passable, but I do notice you can buy them in the Strand arcade in Sydney.
Shades? Do we REALLY want to look like Mafioso loan sharks?
A Black 911 is so drug dealer it isn’t funny.
An older Rover P5 would be far better. Some class and style, whilst not being flashy and ostentatious.
The Eifel Tower is soooo touristy. You would be jostling army to arm with Americans. Le Cinq at the hotel will suffice, unless you pull a favour from a friend.
Your grandfathers Anderson and Sheppard suit, retailored to fit. It shows breeding – you didn’t just win the lotto. None of this “instant money” cheap Italian rubbish.
NEVER a silk shirt. That is so “cheap Bangkok tailor”. A nice white Oxford from Harvie and Hudson will do nicely.
Churches brogues are passable, but I do notice you can buy them in the Strand arcade in Sydney.
Shades? Do we REALLY want to look like Mafioso loan sharks?
A Black 911 is so drug dealer it isn’t funny.
An older Rover P5 would be far better. Some class and style, whilst not being flashy and ostentatious.
The Eifel Tower is soooo touristy. You would be jostling army to arm with Americans. Le Cinq at the hotel will suffice, unless you pull a favour from a friend.
May 31st 2011, 3:10 pm
#70
Possum. Amiculum. Latrina
Joined: Jan 2011
Location: Footloose
Posts: 3,427
May 31st 2011, 3:48 pm
#73
Rhino with a big horn!
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 3,117
Re: Un-F***ing Believeable...
But how can we root out these imposters?
Proposed interrogation questions.
What looks more chic for a night on the town?
a) an Armani suit, white silk shirt, casual Church's brogues, pair of shades
b) a fully tattooed arm, singlet and Australian flag design board shorts, thongs, shell necklace
How would you describe your driving technique?
a) I drive my black porsche 911 courteously, letting in female drivers with a wink and stopping at traffic lights for pensioners.
b) I drive my furry diced ute at breakneck speed then sit on your back bumper for an hour before overtaking wildly and slowing to sunday driver pace.
Where would you take a lady for a dinner date?
a) Sizzler 'all you can eat' buffet. Starter or pudding. Not both. Then hump her in the back of the ute amid the dog saliva.
b) The top of the Eiffel Tower. Dom Perignon, quails eggs and smoked salmon under the stars.
This should do the trick.
Proposed interrogation questions.
What looks more chic for a night on the town?
a) an Armani suit, white silk shirt, casual Church's brogues, pair of shades
b) a fully tattooed arm, singlet and Australian flag design board shorts, thongs, shell necklace
How would you describe your driving technique?
a) I drive my black porsche 911 courteously, letting in female drivers with a wink and stopping at traffic lights for pensioners.
b) I drive my furry diced ute at breakneck speed then sit on your back bumper for an hour before overtaking wildly and slowing to sunday driver pace.
Where would you take a lady for a dinner date?
a) Sizzler 'all you can eat' buffet. Starter or pudding. Not both. Then hump her in the back of the ute amid the dog saliva.
b) The top of the Eiffel Tower. Dom Perignon, quails eggs and smoked salmon under the stars.
This should do the trick.
May 31st 2011, 3:53 pm
#75
has lost The Game
Joined: Apr 2005
Location: Chippendale, Sydney
Posts: 8,735
