shiels

OH had this sent to him by e-mail by a mate, I think he's trying to put him off going!!!!!! What do you think!!!!! C x


>EMIGRATING TO AUSTRALIA
The diary of an English migrant that's only been here a short time in
Brisbane, Queensland. Oh and by the way - Queensland has long been
described as known as 'Beautiful one Day, Perfect the next'. Obviously
its not everyone's cup of tea...

SEPTEMBER 1ST
Said goodbye to England a few weeks ago now and have been loving life in
Brisbane! Now this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny
days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a
deck chair on my veranda tonight, it was beautiful. I've finally found
my home, I love it here.
SEPTEMBER 13TH
Really heating up now. Got to 32 today. Not a problem, live in an
air-conditioned house, drive an air conditioned car to an air
conditioned office. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this.
I'm turning into a sun worshipper.
SEPTEMBER 30TH
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants. What a breeze to
maintain. Another scorcher today but I love it here.
OCTOBER 10TH
It's not been below 30c all week. How do people get used to the heat? At
least today was a bit windy but it's taking longer than I thought to
adjust to the heat and humidity.
OCTOBER 15TH
Fell asleep by the pool and got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.
Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. Got to respect a climate
like this.
OCTOBER 20TH
I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I
got to the hot car at lunch Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of
a shopping
bag. The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat s**t. Learned my lesson,
no more pets in the heat.
OCTOBER 25TH
The wind sucks. It feels like a
giant bloody blow dryer! It's hot as hell. The home air conditioner is
on the blink and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive over and
tell me he needed to order parts.
OCTOBER 30TH
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $450,000
house and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?
NOVEMBER 4TH
Its 35 degrees. Finally got the
air con fixed today. It cost $500 to get the temperature down to 25, but
this humidity make it fell like 30! Stupid repairman, I hate this stupid
place.
NOVEMBER 8TH
If another wise a**e cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to
strangle him. Bloody heat. By the time I get to work my cars radiator
was boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet and I smell like baked
cat!!
NOVEMBER 9TH
Went out after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in
the car. I thought my a**e was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all
the hair on the back of my legs and my a**e. Now the car smells like
burnt hair, fried a**e and baked cat.
NOVEMBER 10TH
The weather report might as well be a bloody recording. Hot and sunny.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2
damn months and the weatherman says it might really 'warm up' next week.
Doesn't it ever rain?
NOVEMBER 14TH
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 36 today. Now the air con has gone
in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said "hot enough for you
today?" My wife had to spend the $2500 house payment to bail my a**e out
of jail for assaulting the repairman. Bloody Brisbane. What kind of sick
demented idiot would want to live here?
DECEMBER 1ST
WHAT??????? This is the first day of Summer?????? You are f*****g
kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!

thepomandozzy

Hi C

Have seen this before its quite good isnt it. No luck with viewing either still got fingers crossed lol.

Tracey x

LisaD_uk

LMAO, this is so funny.
by the time I got to the last line I was crying its so funny.