I love ya mate I reallllllllllllly reallllllllllllllly do you are the best friend i ever hadddddddddddd don't look at me like that yeah yeah welll you got a smallll....you bastard why did you do it whyyyyyyyyy oh fu........i fink i'm going to throw up again who's that text message from who where did you meet her so she's blond and fit aye yeah well i do't care if she is your mother we are finished fineshed friniseds i tell you.i love you mate i really do..........

Well my babe dont want no 3some so your taxi is on its way,ps see you tomorrow usual place usual time

we are only friends really it never went any further honest 23.30 round the back of the scratch and sniff it is then unless of course you fancy the slug and lettuce for a change

Your organized!!! already wrapping? I haven't even thought about what to buy yet.