Stupid things you ate.
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Have been trying to eat healthy for a while now... but really busy this morning so grabbed a croissant and finger bun from a bakery to shut up my stomach.
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The croissant smelled of meat (obviously cooked with something else) and the finger bun smelled like wet dog. (I don't want to think about it.)
This will teach me to eat crap on the run.![Unsure](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/unsure.gif)
What stupid things have you eaten lately?
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The croissant smelled of meat (obviously cooked with something else) and the finger bun smelled like wet dog. (I don't want to think about it.)
This will teach me to eat crap on the run.
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What stupid things have you eaten lately?
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I feel sick.
Note to self, if eat crap, eat good crap not crap crap from crap bakery.
Note to self, if eat crap, eat good crap not crap crap from crap bakery.
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A dishwsher tablet
A bottle of chutney
Flowers
Tarmac
Mopani worms
Apart from the last one, I was very drunk at the time
A bottle of chutney
Flowers
Tarmac
Mopani worms
Apart from the last one, I was very drunk at the time
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Wait Eddie will be along shortly with mushrooms!!
I ate a rainmoth (yes I was slightly tipsy!!)
The following day a very knowledgeable friend informed me that they're one of the biggest carriers of worms and subsequent research confirmed this! Muppet! Major "cool" bloke points won though!
I ate a rainmoth (yes I was slightly tipsy!!)
The following day a very knowledgeable friend informed me that they're one of the biggest carriers of worms and subsequent research confirmed this! Muppet! Major "cool" bloke points won though!
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[QUOTE=jothefw;10428744]Wait Eddie will be along shortly with mushrooms!!
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At this time of year I tend to eat flies when running. For anyone in the bayside area, if you see a middle aged runner gagging on beach road, that is me!!
I have also eaten a cheese, pickle and Dog meat toasty, kindly prepared by my brother whom I might add also fed me his pee as a very young child!!
I have also eaten a cheese, pickle and Dog meat toasty, kindly prepared by my brother whom I might add also fed me his pee as a very young child!!
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Ate a large amount of lard one night. Was pretty drunk at the time...
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