Stupid things you ate.
Dec 12th 2012, 2:29 am
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Stupid things you ate.
Have been trying to eat healthy for a while now... but really busy this morning so grabbed a croissant and finger bun from a bakery to shut up my stomach.
The croissant smelled of meat (obviously cooked with something else) and the finger bun smelled like wet dog. (I don't want to think about it.)
This will teach me to eat crap on the run.
What stupid things have you eaten lately?
The croissant smelled of meat (obviously cooked with something else) and the finger bun smelled like wet dog. (I don't want to think about it.)
This will teach me to eat crap on the run.
What stupid things have you eaten lately?
Dec 12th 2012, 2:55 am
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Re: Stupid things you ate.
I feel sick.
Note to self, if eat crap, eat good crap not crap crap from crap bakery.
Note to self, if eat crap, eat good crap not crap crap from crap bakery.
Dec 12th 2012, 4:21 am
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Re: Stupid things you ate.
A dishwsher tablet
A bottle of chutney
Flowers
Tarmac
Mopani worms
Apart from the last one, I was very drunk at the time
A bottle of chutney
Flowers
Tarmac
Mopani worms
Apart from the last one, I was very drunk at the time
Dec 12th 2012, 4:50 am
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Dec 12th 2012, 4:53 am
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Re: Stupid things you ate.
Wait Eddie will be along shortly with mushrooms!!
I ate a rainmoth (yes I was slightly tipsy!!)
The following day a very knowledgeable friend informed me that they're one of the biggest carriers of worms and subsequent research confirmed this! Muppet! Major "cool" bloke points won though!
I ate a rainmoth (yes I was slightly tipsy!!)
The following day a very knowledgeable friend informed me that they're one of the biggest carriers of worms and subsequent research confirmed this! Muppet! Major "cool" bloke points won though!
Dec 12th 2012, 4:53 am
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Dec 12th 2012, 4:56 am
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Re: Stupid things you ate.
I ate cowshit. I ate it. It's orrible.
Dec 12th 2012, 5:01 am
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Dec 12th 2012, 5:04 am
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Re: Stupid things you ate.
4 live goldfish, yes alcohol was involved.
Dec 12th 2012, 7:08 am
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Re: Stupid things you ate.
[QUOTE=jothefw;10428744]Wait Eddie will be along shortly with mushrooms!!
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Dec 12th 2012, 9:55 am
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whereas detergent is full of chemicals.
Dec 12th 2012, 10:31 am
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Re: Stupid things you ate.
At this time of year I tend to eat flies when running. For anyone in the bayside area, if you see a middle aged runner gagging on beach road, that is me!!
I have also eaten a cheese, pickle and Dog meat toasty, kindly prepared by my brother whom I might add also fed me his pee as a very young child!!
I have also eaten a cheese, pickle and Dog meat toasty, kindly prepared by my brother whom I might add also fed me his pee as a very young child!!
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Dec 12th 2012, 10:35 am
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Re: Stupid things you ate.
Ate a large amount of lard one night. Was pretty drunk at the time...