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eugene43 Sep 25th 2013 7:28 pm

The spelling thread
 
Why are there so many sad people out there who love picking out smelling mistakes ? I know there is a spell check I know I am crap at typing & grammer.You good doers out there I dont give a shit.

eddie007 Sep 25th 2013 8:53 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10918592)
Why are there so many sad people out there who love picking out smelling mistakes ? I know there is a spell check I know I am crap at typing & grammer.You good doers out there I dont give a shit.

U wot? Hoo is complaned bowt youre spelling? Arrrhhhh the gramma poleece abowt as well?


(Christ, you have NO idea how hard that was typing that on an iPad with auto correcting bloody spell check)

TheCreature Sep 25th 2013 9:13 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10918592)
Why are there so many sad people out there who love picking out smelling mistakes ? I know there is a spell check I know I am crap at typing & grammer.You good doers out there I dont give a shit.

Bololcks

Beaverstate Sep 25th 2013 9:20 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 
I believe you missed a comma.:)

eddie007 Sep 25th 2013 9:36 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by Beaverstate (Post 10918723)
I believe you missed a comma.:)

How can you miss a coma? Your unconscious ffs

mikelincs Sep 25th 2013 9:38 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10918592)
Why are there so many sad people out there who love picking out smelling mistakes ? I know there is a spell check I know I am crap at typing & grammer.You good doers out there I dont give a shit.

I smell a spell, not sure if it's been dropped deliberately though.

OzTennis Sep 25th 2013 9:43 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 
Once upon a time, before texting (SMS'ing or whatever you want to call it) and Twitter came along and people didn't have to cram their language into as few characters as possible, people used to care about and were better at spelling and grammar.:D

Once upon a time examiners of English and other subjects thought that spelling and grammar were both important but those in education faculties and the powers that be decided it was getting in the way of creativity or whatever and they lowered their standards, sorry no longer insisted on proper spelling and grammar.:D

Once upon a time it was unheard of to run remedial English courses for undergraduates at university - they weren't needed.:D

Once upon a time pass rates in A Levels, GCSE's, Highers, Standard Grade etc were much lower than they are now. However, pupils have become much more intelligent and governments don't have to keep increasing education spending because pass rates have improved so much. Well done you 98 or 99% passing exams.:D

BTW, FWIW AFAIK, I thnk u all get my drift! ROFL n LMAO me M8's. C U l8r in the thread. :p

DeadVim Sep 26th 2013 12:35 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10918592)
Why are there so many sad people out there who love picking out smelling mistakes ? I know there is a spell check I know I am crap at typing & grammer.You good doers out there I dont give a shit.

Grammar. ;)

chris955 Sep 26th 2013 12:51 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10918592)
Why are there so many sad people out there who love picking out smelling mistakes ? I know there is a spell check I know I am crap at typing & grammer.You good doers out there I dont give a shit.

Its actually do gooders not good doers.

eugene43 Sep 26th 2013 1:00 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by chris955 (Post 10919000)
Its actually do gooders not good doers.

who gives a monkeys

DeadVim Sep 26th 2013 1:10 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10919012)
who gives a monkeys

monkey's

Probably ... Dunno ... I'm pissed and can't be arsed researching everything I post to make sure I'm In The Right.

It's a monkey toss, so probably possesitive ... Is that even a word?

Fook knows.

commonwealth Sep 26th 2013 1:26 am

Re: The spelling thread
 
WTF? FWIW, IDGAS.

Lorna at Vicenza Sep 26th 2013 9:18 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10918592)
Why are there so many sad people out there who love picking out smelling mistakes ? I know there is a spell check I know I am crap at typing & grammer.You good doers out there I dont give a shit.

If I were you, I'd give up.
If a smelling mistake means a free perfume then I'm all for it. If instead a smelling mistake is indeed also a grammar mistake then I might not be so intolerant.

commonwealth Sep 26th 2013 9:21 am

Re: The spelling thread
 
Faff.

eugene43 Sep 26th 2013 9:49 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 10919703)
If I were you, I'd give up.
If a smelling mistake means a free perfume then I'm all for it. If instead a smelling mistake is indeed also a grammar mistake then I might not be so intolerant.

I gave up long ago cant you tell.

mikelincs Sep 26th 2013 9:56 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10919742)
I gave up long ago cant you tell.

can't

eugene43 Sep 26th 2013 10:56 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 10919747)
can't

Yes I know but do not know where it is you could bloody well help me :frown:

eddie007 Sep 26th 2013 2:47 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 10919747)
can't

ahhh... you added one of them there little things that floats in between the tops of letters

bcworld Sep 26th 2013 3:23 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10918592)
Why are there so many sad people out there who love picking out smelling mistakes ? I know there is a spell check I know I am crap at typing & grammer.You good doers out there I dont give a shit.

Take no notice of the good doers...they're just trying to turn you into an escape goat. Don't panda to them.

mikelincs Sep 26th 2013 6:18 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10919936)
ahhh... you added one of them there little things that floats in between the tops of letters

here's a few to be going ion on with, anyone please feel free to help yourselves.

'''''''''''' ,,,,,,,,,,, ............

Pollyana Sep 26th 2013 6:21 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10919798)
Yes I know but do not know where it is you could bloody well help me :frown:

its just past the second star to the right, then keep straight on till morning ;)

old.sparkles Sep 26th 2013 6:40 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10919798)
Yes I know but do not know where it is you could bloody well help me :frown:

On my keyboard it's between the semicolon and the hash keys :)

Wol Sep 26th 2013 6:59 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 
The iretetinnsg tnihg is that pnvdrioig the frist and last leterts of each word are coecrrt most ppolee have no ploebrm riedang a sentecne at amlsot normal seped.

So one is teptemd to bvleiee taht slipelng and by icernefne gmaarmr do not mettar at all

old.sparkles Sep 26th 2013 7:04 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by Wol (Post 10920082)
The iretetinnsg tnihg is that pnvdrioig the frist and last leterts of each word are coecrrt most ppolee have no ploebrm riedang a sentecne at amlsot normal seped.

So one is teptemd to bvleiee taht slipelng and by icernefne gmaarmr do not mettar at all

That is awful to read - so much is out of place that my brain doesn't like it.

mikelincs Sep 26th 2013 8:03 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 10919798)
Yes I know but do not know where it is you could bloody well help me :frown:

On a UK keyboard, its on the same key as the @ sign, on the right hand side, needs no use of the shift key

One of the simplest things to try is to open a post to reply, then just use every key on the keyboard, shifted and unshifted, then you can see just where every letter, symbol is. You don't need to post it, just click on the 'my profile' , takes you off the page without posting,

commonwealth Sep 26th 2013 10:35 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 
waht the hlel?

mikelincs Sep 26th 2013 11:13 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10920249)
waht the hlel?

He didn't know where to find the ' sign.

commonwealth Sep 26th 2013 11:17 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 
' is punctuation, not spelling.
it's out of topic.

eddie007 Sep 26th 2013 11:22 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10920297)
' is punctuation, not spelling.
it's out of topic.

I is out of mars bars too :(

sonlymewalter Sep 26th 2013 11:23 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10920297)
' is punctuation, not spelling.
it's out of topic.

or off tipoc even

mikelincs Sep 26th 2013 11:28 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by commonwealth (Post 10920297)
' is punctuation, not spelling.
it's out of topic.

So, it's just another thread that's gone off topic, as per normal.

Pollyana Sep 26th 2013 11:36 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 10920311)
So, it's just another thread that's gone off topic, as per normal.

Its the Barbie, off-topic rules :p

old.sparkles Sep 26th 2013 11:37 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 10920316)
Its the Barbie, off-topic rules :p

+1 :thumbsup:

commonwealth Sep 26th 2013 11:38 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 10920303)
I is out of mars bars too :(

they on sale at colez.

commonwealth Sep 26th 2013 11:39 pm

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 10920316)
Its the Barbie, off-topic rules :p

http://forums.androidcentral.com/att...0476639409.jpg

mikelincs Sep 27th 2013 1:51 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 10920316)
Its the Barbie, off-topic rules :p

IT'S arrrrrrrrgh....

commonwealth Sep 27th 2013 1:57 am

Re: The spelling thread
 
well what's better than spelling bees?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/66472e6f5...qu8co1_250.gif

Pollyana Sep 27th 2013 2:13 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 10920521)
IT'S arrrrrrrrgh....

I knew you'd rise to it

:hysterical:

roaringmouse Sep 27th 2013 6:05 am

Re: The spelling thread
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 10920132)
On a UK keyboard, its on the same key as the @ sign, on the right hand side, needs no use of the shift key

One of the simplest things to try is to open a post to reply, then just use every key on the keyboard, shifted and unshifted, then you can see just where every letter, symbol is. You don't need to post it, just click on the 'my profile' , takes you off the page without posting,

Suddenly allergic to full stops now, are we?

Alfresco Sep 27th 2013 6:46 am

Re: The spelling thread
 
escape goat :lol:


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