Something silly to while away the hours ....
 

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1) Pick the month you were born:

January -- I kicked
February -- I wrote a letter to
March -- I smoked
April -- I had lunch with
May -- I choked on
June -- I stalked
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I scheduled a meeting with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over


2) Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------my neighbour
7-------my gerbil
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my best friend's girlfriend
11-------my computer screen
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mother
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------an alien
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a footballer
26-------my sister
27-------your brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama (alpacca if you own a herd) ;)
31-------a homeless person


3) Pick the colour(s) of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate society.
Purple--------because I'm popular.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
Orange-------because I can't stand my in-laws.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I can't control myself.

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I ran over a computer screen because im a ninja! lol :D

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Apparently "I danced with a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want." Strange :confused: :D

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but uncannily accurate. :D

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:D You spying on me :eek:

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I kicked a squirrel because I hate society ! :D

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I 'smoked my brother because the vioces told me too' :confused:

The one for Jay made me laugh
I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because I'm NOT a homosexual.
I'll be having words with her later :rolleyes: :D

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Nice colour green you're wearing today Vanessa. ;)

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I smoked my sister because I was drunk! :D

Must have been a big night!!! :beer:

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I had lunch with a Llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:cool:

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My chipmunk is now sulking cos mine says I kicked a stuffed animal :eek:

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like the green in your avatar!!!

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:eek:

There aren't many of us who can get away with that colour... you must be a 'Spring' right? :D

I danced with an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

That's about right. :cool:

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I'm an alcoholic cos I'm dead sexy and i feel like it :)

oops wrong place i thought it was AA :o

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Theres always one :rolleyes: and its usually you :D

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yeh i beat bix to it this time :D

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:rolleyes:

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I had lunch with my best friends girlfriend because I'm NOT a homosexual.

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i choked on a phone because i was high !!!!!


Nicky :D

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I had lunch with a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want :p

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I kicked a homeless person because I was drunk.

It's a fair cop guv. :D

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I ran over a bananahttp://home.planet.nl/~vers0280/smilies/banana2.gif because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :D

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ooo you sure are baby ;)

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You knows it. ;)

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i stalked my neighbour because im sexy and i do what i want :eek:
Mandy

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I smoked a homeless person because I'm cool like that :D

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I ran over a baseball bat because I am sexy and do what I want.

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Is that the baseball bat from the $89 thread? :D

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whazt you on mate? :D

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Blimey, don't tell Arkon - he'll be horrified :eek: :D Do you realise how much that banana cost :scared:

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I choked on a noodle cos I was high :o

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I choked on a phone ......cause i,m cool like that !! :D

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I had lunch with your mother because I was high :D

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I stalked a llama because that's how i roll :confused: :rolleyes:

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i ran over a liama cos im cool like that



but wish it'd been my bloody neighbour :mad:

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I danced with a noodle 'cos I'm cool like that :cool:

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Bloody hell. Not sure you want to know mine.

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yeah I do! :D

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I danced with your brother because I am popular!!! :cool: :cool:


:D

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I smoked a homeless person because the voices told me to :cool:

malcs is funny,

he did the macerena with a permanent marker becasue he was high
must have been sniffing the permanent marker :cool: