Something silly to while away the hours ....
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Something silly to while away the hours ....
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1) Pick the month you were born:
January -- I kicked
February -- I wrote a letter to
March -- I smoked
April -- I had lunch with
May -- I choked on
June -- I stalked
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I scheduled a meeting with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
2) Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------my neighbour
7-------my gerbil
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my best friend's girlfriend
11-------my computer screen
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mother
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------an alien
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a footballer
26-------my sister
27-------your brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama (alpacca if you own a herd)
31-------a homeless person
3) Pick the colour(s) of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate society.
Purple--------because I'm popular.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
Orange-------because I can't stand my in-laws.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I can't control myself.
1) Pick the month you were born:
January -- I kicked
February -- I wrote a letter to
March -- I smoked
April -- I had lunch with
May -- I choked on
June -- I stalked
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I scheduled a meeting with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
2) Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------my neighbour
7-------my gerbil
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my best friend's girlfriend
11-------my computer screen
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mother
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------an alien
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a footballer
26-------my sister
27-------your brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama (alpacca if you own a herd)
31-------a homeless person
3) Pick the colour(s) of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green--------because I hate society.
Purple--------because I'm popular.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me £1,000,000.
Orange-------because I can't stand my in-laws.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None---------because I can't control myself.
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I ran over a computer screen because im a ninja! lol
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Apparently "I danced with a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want." Strange
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Strange
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by iPom
but uncannily accurate.
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I kicked a squirrel because I hate society !
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I 'smoked my brother because the vioces told me too'
The one for Jay made me laugh
I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because I'm NOT a homosexual.
I'll be having words with her later
The one for Jay made me laugh
I choked on my best friend's boyfriend because I'm NOT a homosexual.
I'll be having words with her later
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by Vanessa
I kicked a squirrel because I hate society !
Nice colour green you're wearing today Vanessa.
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I smoked my sister because I was drunk!
Must have been a big night!!!
Must have been a big night!!!
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I had lunch with a Llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
My chipmunk is now sulking cos mine says I kicked a stuffed animal
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by iPom
Nice colour green you're wearing today Vanessa.
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by Vanessa
like the green in your avatar!!!
There aren't many of us who can get away with that colour... you must be a 'Spring' right?
I danced with an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
That's about right.
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
I'm an alcoholic cos I'm dead sexy and i feel like it
oops wrong place i thought it was AA
oops wrong place i thought it was AA
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Re: Something silly to while away the hours ....
Originally Posted by soapy
I'm an alcoholic cos I'm dead sexy and i feel like it
oops wrong place i thought it was AA
oops wrong place i thought it was AA