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Re: Silly jokes
Originally Posted by steve`o
what do you call a dog that is deaf??
anything you want he carnt hear you :D .... doyouthinkhesawus :D |
Re: Silly jokes
Originally Posted by DebraH
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken :D to see his flatmate :o |
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Your Mum is so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide !!!
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Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners don't have long enough cords!! :D |
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Your mum is so fat that when she stands on the scales-it says"to be continued" :D
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What do you call I guy with no arms or legs on your doorstep?
Matt What do you call an asian woman with one leg? Irene What do you call a man with no arm or legs hanging around? Art |
Re: Silly jokes
Originally Posted by Poppett44
what do you call a deer that can't see?
No idea :D what do you call a dear, with no eyes that cant move ? Still no idea ! :D |
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Whats green & curly ?
A pea with a perm :D |
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From Sunrise this morning:
Why do jelly beans go to school? Becasue they want to be Smarties. Mrs JTL |
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what do you call a woman who throws her bills on the fire?
Bernadette :) |
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What's black and red with white spots, and lies in a ditch?
A wounded domino. ___________________ A dyslexic bloke walks into a bra. _____________________________ How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to sing about how good the old one was. |
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Have you heard about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse
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Mary Had A Little Lamb
It Ran Into A Pylon Ten Thousand Volts Shot Up Its Arse And Turned Its Wool To Nylon!! :d |
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