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Silly jokes
:D What do u call a women with one leg?
Eileen (i lean) Any one else have silly jokes? :p |
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff :D |
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What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates! |
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack :p |
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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! :D |
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What do you call a man rolling around in a pile of leaves?
Russell. |
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Two fleas were running along the top of a box of washing powder
"Why are we running so fast?" gasps the first flea The second flea puffed, "Because it says 'tear along the dotted line!' |
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Originally Posted by BertieB
Two fleas were running along the top of a box of washing powder
"Why are we running so fast?" gasps the first flea The second flea puffed, "Because it says 'tear along the dotted line!' anything you want he carnt hear you :D |
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken :D |
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug. What do you call a man in a river with no arms or legs? Bob |
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!! :D |
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what do you call a deer that can't see?
No idea :D |
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What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved! |
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why do imbeciles eat biscuits?
cos they're crackers :D |
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What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out |
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