Silly jokes
Aug 30th 2006, 5:12 pm
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Silly jokes
What do u call a women with one leg?Eileen (i lean)
Any one else have silly jokes?
Aug 30th 2006, 8:05 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
Cliff
Aug 30th 2006, 8:14 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
History, because it's full of dates!
Aug 30th 2006, 8:19 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
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Aug 30th 2006, 8:21 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Aug 30th 2006, 8:22 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
What do you call a man rolling around in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
Russell.
Aug 30th 2006, 8:23 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
Two fleas were running along the top of a box of washing powder
"Why are we running so fast?" gasps the first flea
The second flea puffed, "Because it says 'tear along the dotted line!'
"Why are we running so fast?" gasps the first flea
The second flea puffed, "Because it says 'tear along the dotted line!'
Aug 30th 2006, 8:25 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
Originally Posted by BertieB
Two fleas were running along the top of a box of washing powder
"Why are we running so fast?" gasps the first flea
The second flea puffed, "Because it says 'tear along the dotted line!'
"Why are we running so fast?" gasps the first flea
The second flea puffed, "Because it says 'tear along the dotted line!'
anything you want
he carnt hear you
Aug 30th 2006, 8:29 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken
To prove he wasn't chicken
Aug 30th 2006, 8:30 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
What do you call a man in a river with no arms or legs?
Bob
Doug.
What do you call a man in a river with no arms or legs?
Bob
Aug 30th 2006, 8:35 pm
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!!
To get to the Shell Station!!!
Aug 30th 2006, 8:37 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
what do you call a deer that can't see?
No idea
No idea
Aug 30th 2006, 8:37 pm
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What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved!
Nothing, it just waved!
Aug 30th 2006, 8:41 pm
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why do imbeciles eat biscuits?
cos they're crackers
cos they're crackers
Aug 30th 2006, 8:44 pm
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Re: Silly jokes
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out
Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out