Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
and the moral of this story is always check the ingredients:rofl:
either that or keep only the proper lubricant on your bedside table :lol: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by biggy
(Post 5351157)
with a salty aftertaste hehe
Wish it did taste like salt as I love oysters - I think it is more like bad eggs (or my ex's was, hence I have never 'eaten' it since ;)) |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by Vanessa
(Post 5351709)
Wish it did taste like salt as I love oysters - I think it is more like bad eggs (or my ex's was, hence I have never 'eaten' it since ;))
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
(Post 5351715)
Really more than we want to know:eek::p:D
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by Vanessa
(Post 5351709)
Wish it did taste like salt as I love oysters - I think it is more like bad eggs (or my ex's was, hence I have never 'eaten' it since ;))
will have to ask her about this again but she has a diet for him that improves the taste :eek: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by Vanessa
(Post 5351709)
Wish it did taste like salt as I love oysters - I think it is more like bad eggs (or my ex's was, hence I have never 'eaten' it since ;))
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by asher
(Post 5351724)
apparently according to my mate it all depends on their diet!!
will have to ask her about this again but she has a diet for him that improves the taste :eek: Ok, if you can get it to taste like chocolate I might just be interested:p:rofl: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
(Post 5351733)
:eek:
Ok, if you can get it to taste like chocolate I might just be interested:p:rofl: Cool ! a chocolate fountain :thumbsup: Nicky |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
(Post 5351733)
:eek:
Ok, if you can get it to taste like chocolate I might just be interested:p:rofl: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
(Post 5351733)
:eek:
Ok, if you can get it to taste like chocolate I might just be interested:p:rofl: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by billywetpants
(Post 5351886)
Would looking like runny chocolate be good enough.
has to taste like chocolate as well |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
(Post 5350791)
The wife had surgery on her uteris last week so ive been a bit horny since because she's not quite up to sex just yet, so on Sunday morning as I give her a hug and quick feel of her boobs it made sense for her to smack me, tell me I wasnt getting any sex and also called me a dirty old horny bugger.
It must have been my charm........ What ever it was I got her to agree to a quickie boob sex and so off she went to get the hand cream. She gives me this little tube about twice the size of a lipstick and I rub a bit into the cleavage and go right to town. After a while I said to the wife "feels like a bit of friction going on", too horny to stop off I go again. A couple minutes go by and I cant stand it any longer. It feels like my member has been dipped in hot tar so off I run into the shower trying desperately to put the fire down below out to no avail. No matter what I did the burning carried on. It got so bad I grabbed my swimmers and sped to the local pool for a real long soak. So for those of you who may find themselves in a similar position, my advise is to not use The Sanctuary brand body lotion as a lubricant. It has ginger in it, and its bloody hot on those sensitive male parts. Oh my lord. I seriously wet myself:thumbsup::rofl::o |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by asher
(Post 5351724)
apparently according to my mate it all depends on their diet!!
will have to ask her about this again but she has a diet for him that improves the taste :eek: Lettice is good , it has zinc in it & helps the man " make more " |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by scott&rachel
(Post 5351959)
Sweet things are to be eaten , pineapple / honey , stuff like that .
Lettice is good , it has zinc in it & helps the man " make more " Not sure I can think about salad in quite the same way now either!:D |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
(Post 5351981)
Why would we wnat you to make more????:eek:
Not sure I can think about salad in quite the same way now either!:D |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
(Post 5351981)
Why would we wnat you to make more????:eek:
if you was going to a B*KK*K* you might |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by scott&rachel
(Post 5352015)
if you was going to a B*KK*K* you might
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by scott&rachel
(Post 5352015)
if you was going to a B*KK*K* you might
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by scott&rachel
(Post 5352015)
if you was going to a B*KK*K* you might
Can't believe I missed this thread. Cheered me up no end:rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by Clippies
(Post 5352335)
:confused:
Originally Posted by itsjulie
(Post 5353140)
Come on Scott..........explain!
Can't believe I missed this thread. Cheered me up no end:rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by scott&rachel
(Post 5353152)
i'll leave it there " to dangle " so to speak :rofl:
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by itsjulie
(Post 5353174)
Tease ;)
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by scott&rachel
(Post 5353188)
:unsure:
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by scott&rachel
(Post 5353152)
i'll leave it there " to dangle " so to speak :rofl:
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by sallyclaire
(Post 5353343)
I think he just can't spell:p:rofl:
Originally Posted by black cat
(Post 5353370)
So it's not hard then?:rofl:
reeled you in there didn't i :D |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by scott&rachel
(Post 5353387)
spellings fine , don't shoot from the hip , thats all .
reeled you in there didn't i :D |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by black cat
(Post 5353396)
yep, swallowed that one!!::rofl:
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
LOL:rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
LOL:rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by black cat
(Post 5353396)
yep, swallowed that one!!::rofl:
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by Hutch
(Post 5351635)
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by asher
(Post 5351724)
apparently according to my mate it all depends on their diet!!
will have to ask her about this again but she has a diet for him that improves the taste :eek: |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by biggy
(Post 5354682)
i need to make hubby eat more chocolate then lol
mates on holiday so will ask her when she gets back |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Originally Posted by asher
(Post 5354694)
could be :lol:
mates on holiday so will ask her when she gets back nearly choked on me weetbix! :) |
Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Could have been worse, she could have grabbed super glue.
Explain that one at the hospital ;)
Originally Posted by Luke I Amyofath
(Post 5350791)
So for those of you who may find themselves in a similar position, my advise is to not use The Sanctuary brand body lotion as a lubricant. It has ginger in it, and its bloody hot on those sensitive male parts.
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