Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
Sep 25th 2007, 1:55 am
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Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
The wife had surgery on her uteris last week so ive been a bit horny since because she's not quite up to sex just yet, so on Sunday morning as I give her a hug and quick feel of her boobs it made sense for her to smack me, tell me I wasnt getting any sex and also called me a dirty old horny bugger.
It must have been my charm........ What ever it was I got her to agree to a quickie boob sex and so off she went to get the hand cream. She gives me this little tube about twice the size of a lipstick and I rub a bit into the cleavage and go right to town.
After a while I said to the wife "feels like a bit of friction going on", too horny to stop off I go again. A couple minutes go by and I cant stand it any longer. It feels like my member has been dipped in hot tar so off I run into the shower trying desperately to put the fire down below out to no avail.
No matter what I did the burning carried on. It got so bad I grabbed my swimmers and sped to the local pool for a real long soak.
So for those of you who may find themselves in a similar position, my advise is to not use The Sanctuary brand body lotion as a lubricant. It has ginger in it, and its bloody hot on those sensitive male parts.
It must have been my charm........ What ever it was I got her to agree to a quickie boob sex and so off she went to get the hand cream. She gives me this little tube about twice the size of a lipstick and I rub a bit into the cleavage and go right to town.
After a while I said to the wife "feels like a bit of friction going on", too horny to stop off I go again. A couple minutes go by and I cant stand it any longer. It feels like my member has been dipped in hot tar so off I run into the shower trying desperately to put the fire down below out to no avail.
No matter what I did the burning carried on. It got so bad I grabbed my swimmers and sped to the local pool for a real long soak.
So for those of you who may find themselves in a similar position, my advise is to not use The Sanctuary brand body lotion as a lubricant. It has ginger in it, and its bloody hot on those sensitive male parts.
Sep 25th 2007, 1:58 am
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
PMSL that is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Sep 25th 2007, 1:58 am
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Re: Sexual Lubricants.... What not to use (ADULTS)
I will make a note of it...
Sep 25th 2007, 2:00 am
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Poor bastard. Made me laugh though I'm afraid.
Hat off for getting to the position of being able to use said lubricant though!
Hat off for getting to the position of being able to use said lubricant though!
Sep 25th 2007, 2:03 am
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Sep 25th 2007, 2:24 am
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or Veet - it would have then been hot and bald!
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Sep 25th 2007, 2:31 am
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ROTFL
Sep 25th 2007, 2:42 am
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Tooooooooooo much information 
Sep 25th 2007, 2:44 am
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That is so funny !! should of gone straight to the freezer and stuck it in a
tub of ice cream
Nicky
tub of ice cream
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Sep 25th 2007, 3:06 am
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