The Seven Signs Of Ageing Badly
Mar 21st 2008, 7:25 am
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The Seven Signs Of Ageing Badly
1. You can put a parting in the hairs on your lugs.
2.You make sounds like an Olympic Weightlifter when you bend down to pick up your car keys.
3.Your favourite Dr Who is William Hartnell.
4.Everyone under 26 could do with 'A clip round the ear'.
5.You no longer enjoy the aroma of your own farts.
6. You apply 'Immac' to your 'beauty spots'.
7.Washing your privates becomes a 'Search & Rescue' mission.
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2.You make sounds like an Olympic Weightlifter when you bend down to pick up your car keys.
3.Your favourite Dr Who is William Hartnell.
4.Everyone under 26 could do with 'A clip round the ear'.
5.You no longer enjoy the aroma of your own farts.
6. You apply 'Immac' to your 'beauty spots'.
7.Washing your privates becomes a 'Search & Rescue' mission.
A Whitby Diary
Mar 21st 2008, 1:48 pm
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Re: The Seven Signs Of Ageing Badly
1. You can put a parting in the hairs on your lugs.
2.You make sounds like an Olympic Weightlifter when you bend down to pick up your car keys.
3.Your favourite Dr Who is William Hartnell.
4.Everyone under 26 could do with 'A clip round the ear'.
5.You no longer enjoy the aroma of your own farts.
6. You apply 'Immac' to your 'beauty spots'.
7.Washing your privates becomes a 'Search & Rescue' mission.
A Whitby Diary
2.You make sounds like an Olympic Weightlifter when you bend down to pick up your car keys.
3.Your favourite Dr Who is William Hartnell.
4.Everyone under 26 could do with 'A clip round the ear'.
5.You no longer enjoy the aroma of your own farts.
6. You apply 'Immac' to your 'beauty spots'.
7.Washing your privates becomes a 'Search & Rescue' mission.
A Whitby Diary
Who's William Hartnell? Can only remember as far back as Jon Pertwee!
